Tuesday, August 19

Awww Hell...

It's been 9 DAYS since i last posted? @!$#!$#%!%^!^!!!!!! and ^%&$^*&&$*%#!!!
sorry everyone.
i've been stuck in the fucking coal mines from around 5am until around 10pm - 11pm every day. yeah. fun.
it'z only what month... how far away is October? Five more weeks? Sure - i can make it until then. {{i'll be a basket case, but no prob.}}
On the bright side it makes me feel all gushy inside to know you miss me.

picture... picture...
surely i can find a picture to throw up here to entertain you.
oh i know - some of the drawings i have on FB....
~muwaaaahhhh~
i lurvs you all and i think about you guys every day.
Swear.
Now back to drawing fucking maps.
>_<





Sunday, August 10

Valentino Michael Performing

Another easy post - the delightfully talented dancer Valentino Michael sent me this link of his dance company performing "the underground dance class company"- i'm pretty sure that's him in the stripped shirt. And dayum, can these dancers move. The MC Hammer sequence had me laughing hysterically. Enjoy!

Thursday, August 7

First Time For Everything

As you long time readers know i hate memes. I have never swiped a meme nor have i ever let a meme i've been slapped with go by unscathed from my particular brand of fuckitupedness. Until now. Time being nonexistent i realized this one would take me all of five minutes to do plus i ADORE books. LURV them. Collect them. Sometimes even drool on them. So I stole this from Gaddy who is also suffering through an nth level of work purgatory.

1) Bold those books you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE. (since i can't fucking find an underline feature in blogger - i guess i AM changing the meme a bit and making the books i love RED)
4) Reprint this list in your own blog. (ummm - DUHHHH!!! geez rules are soooo moronic)

okay - i can't resist... books i hated... they'z in blue


1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible-
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy1
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery .
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte's Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

hmmm... there's a whole truckload of incredible books not listed here that were damn spectacular - like hello, where the hell is Vonnegut in this list? And Heinlein? And E.L. Doctrow? And Joyce Carol Oates? And D.H. Lawrence? And Louise Eldrich? And Joseph Campbell? And Neil Gaiman...and... well, it does go on and on doesn't it?

Wednesday, August 6

feeling blue & missing you

thanks for the comments everyone - wish i had time right now to reply to everyone - i will as soon as i get a breather... one of these days. don't forget about me while i'm lost in the wastelands, okay?

Monday, August 4

i have officially lost my mind

i hate my job today. i can't even take a fucking pee break.

Friday, August 1

Sorry for missing in action - I'm all tied up

I'll be doing drive-bys - work is 15 hour days again. i'll probably use what little free minutes i can grab here and there to pop by and wave at y'all. hoping to get a new post up this weekend for you though. Know that I'm thinking of you and missing you though. ~big smoochy kisses~

And no(!) i'm not spilling the delish details of my hot date last weekend. Let's just say it makes the insanity of this current madness endurable. ~wicked, very pleased grin~