Errr... Yum? I don't THINK so.

I'll take a slice of the baby thigh please with my koolaid. O.o

Cake Wrecks Link. The pile of poop one (on the cake blog) made me think of Mikey and Moogi.

I Hatez Them

sonofabitch cellphone providers that manufacture forshit equipment then laugh at you when it breaks less than two months after you buy it. i hatez them. i'm so mad i'm shoving their fucking contract up their slimey asses and paying more to take my account elsewhere... where i will no doubt have to bend over and take it up mine again in a few months. i hatez them all.

Facebook = Funny

I've been building my author network on facebook, which is turning out to be a pretty interesting tool. It's letting me gather together old friends and new, and a few... well, unexpected ones as well. Such as Johnny Depp. Isn't that a hoot? Pffft - I don't care if it is really him or not - it tickled me silly this morning to see him as a "friend."

It's a fabulous tool for promotion I've discovered. One of my longtime friends has released a book today and i was able to do a shout out in one keystroke without depending on everyone i knew to pop by my writing blog and read about it. Sweet.

It also let's me auto-track updates at organizations like writing conventions, book sellers, authors i know - stuff like that. For someone with little (read that as NONE) time management skills, it's HUGE!
Plus i get to attack peoples with my werewolf.
Life is good.

Oh and quickie note regarding comment left yesterday - apparently there may be some confusion regarding my possibly being another blogger, BB or LA. Umm. No. Sorry.
(We sound nothing alike in my opinion... well, we're both smartasses.)
I have this blog, the pretty much dead "Diaries," and my new writing blog/Facebook. That's it.
But we are friends. And do have a penchant for stirring up ALL kinds of hell when let loose together. Hope no one is too disappointed. :P

YES!!! Fuck yeah!

Judge returns gray wolf to endangered-species list
A federal judge in Montana has restored protection to gray wolves in Northern Rockies. They were taken off the endangered-species list March 28 after federal officials said the species — once hunted, poisoned or trapped to the verge of extinction — was "thriving."
The order, by U.S. District Judge Donald Molloy, is expected to halt public hunts being planned by officials in Montana, Wyoming and Idaho.
The National Resources Defense Council claims that 106 gray wolves have been killed in those states in the 118 days since being removed from the list. An estimated 2,000 wolves now live in the Northern Rockies after a decade-long restoration effort. - Posted by Michael Winter at 07:49 PM/ET, July 18, 2008

Someone had mentioned hearing about the relisting at the writers' meeting today and i had to run and look it up to see if the good news was true. I'm a very happy Lakota right now.

To highlight the results of removing them from the endangered list, i found this article by Derek Goldman where he comments:

"It’s been about three months since wolves in the Northern Rockies were removed from the protection of the Endangered Species Act. To date, at least 20 wolves have been reported killed in Wyoming, where they may legally be shot on sight. That’s an average of one wolf killed every four and half days. Five of these wolves were shot in Wyoming during the first weekend after delisting, with local bloggers bragging about their success:
"Word on the street from the town of Cora is they had a hell of a fine weekend wolf hunting -- a town wolf hunt," and "I can speak first hand to the hunting of the wolves. I held two of the dead wolves killed this weekend. I’m one of the "Red Neck Hunters" and proud of it.”
During the first weekend after wolves were delisted, the Casper Star Tribune reported that "large numbers of hunters reportedly prowled the state’s newly designated wolf predator area in Sublette County.” An outfitter boasted he’d hoped to shoot 10 wolves himself.
These wolves weren’t killed by wildlife managers because they’d been eating cows or sheep. They were mostly shot by people for “sport,” their only crime was that of, well, being a wolf. "

So fuck yeah, i'm glad they're protected once more from redneck assholes eager for a little sportin' slaughter.

Gah!

I'll be catching up to all your comments as soon as i can. I'm back into the hellish 24/7 schedule with work which doesn't allow for much in the way of blogging time. Hoping to catchup with y'all sometime tonight or worse case tomorrow, kay?

Meanwhile - this is me at work.

And I got THIS yesterday in an email. Cracked me all the hell up.

Clever. Mmmmm...

Zes-tay.

~giggling~

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