Slightly distracted...

Mmmm.... still writing up the post of all the things i want to do to you all. Slightly distracted the past two days. I have to finish up some work tonight so I'm going to direct you to several other posts for entertainment. Or feel free to leave poetry and prose here immortalizing my various pieces of anatomy. ~wicked grin~ Latin scores you extra points, because smart men make my knees weak.

Moooooooggggg *ack - i feel like i'm coughing up a hairball everytime i say his name* has a post up today that caused me to lay my head on my desk and cry... laughing.

Gaddy-Wolf has a porn post up with some of the funniest damn captions. NOT safe for work in even the most liberal environment. Unless you're me and don't give a fuck who sees you looking at porn while at work.... errr....while on break of course.

Wombat was looking for a housekeeper disguised as a muse and due to some troublemaker who shall remain nameless now suddenly is cooking for the entire female blog population. heh. It would delight me to no end if y'all went over and gave him hell about wearing an apron. ~snickering~

REH has a post up about one of the seven deadly sins: LUST. Funnnny. Lust R Us 'round here.

Oh and Naughty has a lovely piece up about going Solo... make sure you have either a B.O.B. or a BF or a SO or Mr. Happy Hand nearby for when you finish reading it. ~giggling~

~smooches~
Lakota

Emergency Inspiration

For you Master Ozy... you cannot, nay - not ever, toss aside the pen.

Who else would write odes to my ass, I ask you?

Without you my ass can never live up to its fullest potential.

Without you, it is just another bit of cheeky ass.

Wet...Slippery...taste?

Anyone? Massa Sage?A bit of visual enticement to hold you over while I write the 3rd part of the survey post that details exactly what my wicked little heart desires.

Survey Says - part 2

The next tie selection in the survey was:
"One evening would never be enough to do everything I want." (33%)

I loved that some of you felt that way.

Especially since one night wouldn't be enough to do everything I wanted either.

I'll save the list of all the naughty things I would like to do you all of you for the next survey "tie" post. ~wicked grin~

Anyone want to confess what they would do if they had me for as long as they wanted, totally willing of course to do anything your wicked heart desired?

Who feels daring enough to spill? You can post anonymously or with a creative nickname, if you don't want anyone to know exactly how wicked you can be. This goes for the girls as well as the boys, you know. And yes, I am encouraging you to be as bad as you wanna be and confess.

Confession: it's good for.... something...

oh yeah... my entertainment. ~wink~

The "Educating Lakota" Poem

I just received a poem from an anonymous secret admirer... inspired by the last post.
YUM!!!! I feel like such a lucky princess right now.

The Education of Lakota
A Poem

Oh, Lakota, you naughty, naughty tot
‘Twas not good enough to be so hot
You had to go and be a bad little lass
So I’m afraid I must spank that fine little ass
But that, to be sure, will be far from enough
I’m afraid things may have to get rough
Not only will you bent over and bound
You will at some point be hung upside down
I will torture you with both water and wax
Poking and prodding from front and from back
I will not gag you as I want to hear you scream
Especially every time I make you cream
There will be times though your mouth will be used
Or, to be honest, it will be abused
Like every other hole within which I can fit
As I will go everywhere that I can get
I will have you tied to bedpost and to chair
I will bite your nipples and pull on your hair
I will chase you naked through the forest green
I will take you in a bathtub like you’ve never seen
I will lick every inch of your trembling skin
I will lick where all of your flavors begin
I will rub you with lotions and with oil
While you are bound prostrate or in coil
I will use toys both electric and not
Some will be frozen while others are hot
I may even employ some low voltage shock
So as to make that ass as hard as a rock
I will feel need to pain time and again
I will watch it ooze and drip on your skin
I will have you begging for each little drop
I will have you begging for me to never stop
And when, alas, your energy is spent
You’ve been bent every way you can be bent
And every fiber of your being has been satisfied
Having been spanked and tortured and tied
I will tuck away all warm in your bed
While dreams of the evening dance in you head

Survey Says...

Results of the survey from this past weekend "How you would spend an evening with Lakota" resulted in a three way tie. And no one clocked in at my being too high maintenance. Awwwww. You guys. You know you secretly wanted to select that one. LOL!

First high score answer:
Forget romance; tie her up and show her what happens to girls who tease too much.
(33%)

Hmmmm... so what DOES happen to girls who tease too much?

Do they get their "just desserts"?

~that would be so fucking cool... as in cool whipped~

Do they.... get spanked?

~oh no, no, No! Please...please....more, More, MORE!~

Do they get... ravished?

~aw damn.... now I have that pirating poem in my head again... damn you Ozy.~
Hey guys - one wench waiting to be ravished, right here, right now.
Or I can put on the eyepatch and do the ravishing....
Oh wait... damn...
I'm supposed to be finding out what happened to girls who tease too much. Shoot.

So tell me... how would you go about "teaching me a lesson"?
Hmmmmm?
~licking lips~

A chuckle for you...

Found this on a friend's blog and had to snatch it. Watch it thru to the end.

http://view.break.com/471679 - Watch more free videos
Gotta love them artist types.

Happy Monday Art

Today's color is red. Everytime you see bright cherry RED today you will think of me.
Spring is here... time to shop for sexy shorts, strappy sandels, bikinis, and... go to the spa for a body wax. Argh.
~smooches~

Happy Bunny Day

May the Easter Bunny bring you something decadent and delish!

All Male Butt Review

Don't run off guys... you may learn something. ~wink~
Plus there's something just for you at the end.
Yeah, yeah I see you jumping right on down there.

Talented butt has always appealed to me. And the tan lines are nice and defining....
Unselfconscious butt is just scrumptious... wet butt works for me too...
This is butt paradise~ I want to walk up behind him and just paddle that fine ass... and then lick it. Yum.
I love the way a man's ass looks when he's laying in my bed. One of my favorite pastimes is to give butt massages while just lazying around on a weekend.

I'm a total sucker for some roundness and definition in a man's ass. Even though this poor boy looks shy I want to bite that right cheek...
This is one fine ass. ~shudder~ The shower is a perfect place to get my butt jollies taken care of. Playing with all that wet, slippery flesh.... ~lusty sigh~
I lurvs me some butt that has a sense of humor too. I'd take these three on. Oh yeah.
A butt doesn't have to be buttnekkid for me to appreciate it's fine qualities either. This butt has me in full whimper.
But i can be turned off by what is covering the fine ass meat... this might be a pretty pretty piece of ass, but i can't see past those horrid underpants. blech.I like hairy butt too. Not as easy to lick due to the hairball problems but i'm an equal opportunity butt girl. No discrimination. Hairy butts are yummalicious too.Nice bitable gluteus maximus... makes my mouth water....Okay.... now this guy has more bubble in his butt than me! This is probably my least favorite butt. I'm not jealous. I swear.I want to sneak up on him and sink my teeth into that magnificent ass. This one has me fanning myself.This one has my personal stamp of perfection on it. This is one FINE man butt. I could play with that for hours... days... maybe even weeks.And then there is this one for the guys... who like a little sass with their ass, doncha? ~wink~

For the Ladies...

I do believe I have more female readers right now than I've ever had before.
It makes me feel somewhat... giddy. ~wink~
And while I know you wonderfully divine women lust for MY butt, I'm pretty certain most of you love your male meat as much as I do.
I love male ass. L-O-V-E it. Love to play with it, lick it, poke it, pinch it, kiss it, and generally get my hands all over it. I am definitely an ass girl. Sadly, there is a severe shortage of pretty pretty mans' butts unless you skip over to the gay sites. Which I do. Alot. ~LOL~

How about tomorrow I post a Male Butt Review and show you what I like, what I love, and what I can't live without... as well as what cracks me the fuck up? Some eyecandy for the ladies... way overdue in my opinion.

Oh any if any of you guys want to send me your butt pictures for the review... that would totally make my day. I can keep them unlabeled and anonymous if you like. Rearview only if you please. ~wicked grin~

Queen of Dumbasses Survey

Okay... so two people voted in the survey and two people think I'm the Queen of Dumbasses. Fair 'nuff. I was definitely a dumbass for a period of time.(Covertly flipping whoever y'all are the bird from behind my back.)

But now I'm OVER it - so no more calling me a dumbass.
"Supreme Alpha Bitch" works for me. ~wink~

Time for a new survey I think... hmmmmm.... what fun questions should I ask?
Oh I know....
How about "How would you like to spend an evening with Lakota?"
I'll even let you guys (and gals) select more than one answer because I am Supreme Alpha Bitch and generous like that. Look for the survey sometime this evening....
~smooches~

"Supreme Alpha Bitch" Lakota

(Flipping the dumbasses who called me their Queen the bird again.)

It’s all about the power, the play and the giving…

As many of you know, I like to be in charge as much as I like to turn control completely over to my lover.
Why both?
They are both ways of heightening the erotic sense of power. I love that shivery, nerve-tingling sense of making a man so hungry for me that nothing exists in that moment except me. I am both the goddess and the supplicant. I am everything at that moment. Just as my lover is the entire focus of my existence. It is power and it is powerful.

They are both ways of sensually playing with another person. I like different things, different ways on different days. Black may be my favorite colour. Today. Tomorrow it may be red. Next week I may think the world would be a much better place if it was liberally splashed in chartreuse. I’m silly enough that I will sing and dance in the rain in the spring and not give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. And I’m serious enough that I hold a hurting friend in my arms for hours, knowing I can’t do anything but be there. Life is full of extremes. It’s full of passion. And being open and flexible is the very best way to keep from ever slipping into the foggy grey of soul-sucking mundaneness.

They are both ways of giving of yourself to another. I do not ever, ever, ever have real life sex with someone unless I feel I can trust them. (That I am foolish with my trust is a whole ‘nuther topic.) I’ve done the one night stand thingy when I was younger and sorry – ewwww. It’s like eating those puffy rice cakes – totally empty and pointless. And bland really. In my experience. It’s much more fun, much more electrifying… oh so much more satisfying to explore and play with someone that you have built some connection with. And to treat the gift of giving yourself to another as the sacred act it is. Which doesn’t mean ya get all holy stoopid about it. Please. It means you revel in it completely and seek to make the sexual connection one that is just as special to the person you are planning to fuck the brains out of. Sometimes that person will need me to be demanding, bratty. Sometimes submissive. Sometimes dominating and controlling. Sometimes cuddly and sweet. Sometimes… I need those things: to be overpowered, to be submitted to, to be cherished. It’s all beautiful. It’s all a gift that goes both ways.

Because it’s all about the power, the play and the giving…and connecting with another person in the most intimate way possible.

Do you have any preferences in how you play? Do you like to keep it vanilla, kinky, mix it up, be the dominant always or the submissive always? See, the nice thing is - it's all good. Or it should be if you're doing it right. (that was a joke. duh.)

Time to Show My Ass Again

Okay. 'Nuff with with mopey shit.
Time to play. Time to get out there and tease you until you curse me or worship me.
Either one is fine by me. ~wink~

Some goodie HOT spots:
Master Gaddy has a new post up about making women whimper from a distance away with a few well-placed words. Skilled word stroker that he is...

Okay - Blogger is being the shit again and won't let me direct link.

Check out Naughty - link to the right and if you haven't stopped by to taste Master Sage's erotic photos from Sunday - they are quite delish.

As is the poem that is still up at Master Ozy's. ~sigh~ Talk about words able to make you orgasmic - he is so skilled he's in a league of his own.

A Thank You for Everyone Who Holds My Hand

Pfft. The self-inflicted drama 'round these parts wearies even me.
As soon as i get done doing some touchup to the mortar in the walls, i'll be back with another story or some manner of mischief. In the interim - here is a thank you song for all of you my darling-dears. Oh and Massa Sage has his yummy erotic photos up.

When People See too Much

Two of my blog readers, IP and Jilly, have been with me almost from the beginning and hung in there through thick and thin, through various spurts of dramatic antics, watching me get kicked out of blog after blog and raise all kinds of hell.

Today I saw someone make reference to psychotic fuckers. I may be off base, because you know of course i'm the center of my own universe but i'm a little afraid the person may have meant me. Which just about broke my heart. I don't think I've done anything to earn quite that level of anomosity. I hope it wasn't meant as a message to me.

Then I saw the Iron Pugilist wrote a poem for me.

Beautiful.

Tragic.

And makes me want to go crawl in a hole and cry.

A lovely gift IP. Quite the poetic talent you have there.

love you all

Lakota

~wicked, wicked grin~

Check back tonight... Waggling eyebrows...

almost HERE!!!
loading in pics now....

A little something...

... to hold you over while i work on the first thank-you story.

Hmmm... are you wondering who I'm thinking of and what i'm thinking of doing?

Guess...

Waggling Eyebrows

I've decided that some of you deserve special thank yous for not only checking up on me repeatedly but giving me a shoulder to lean on and in the case of Master Ozy and then Creepy, tracking my ass down to my bolt hole and making sure I knew you cared. I don't know how you guys did that since no one knows about that particular hiding place... but it was a magical gift that delighted me beyond measure - so don't tell me how you did it. Let me stay wrapped in the gift.

So, starting with Master Ozy and then followed by whomever I feel inspired to wrap myself around next, I'll be posting thank you tales and photos... umm-hmmmm.... that kind of story. Just for you.

Master GADDY (oops - i had typo...sorry Gaddy... you may take it out in a pound of flesh) and I will be finishing out story and that will be posted in the middle of these series of thankyou scenarios.

Anyone that would prefer NOT to be written about (Enigma) may say so in the comments. Though honestly sistah-E, i waz just gonna have you and i try on shoes. Gives me goose bumps thinking about it. ~wink~

**sigh** Blogger refuses to let me post pictures right now.. sorry - bare breast will have to wait.

Phase two

And now we transition from Sorrow and Remorse to Pissed Off.
All part of the natural order of things no doubt.

Men SUCK.
Just saying.

Everyone here is of course not included in that generic scream.

This is what i need to cheer me up

Anyone game?

Good Enough

Hahahaaa! I'd Forgotten About this Song - so very scarily appropriate

When it's Laugh or Cry....

...you gotta laugh.

Problem Solved

Fuck it - I'm Coming Back

Since when did i become so goddamn noble?
The only person making me suffer is me.
Who am i to try and play god and decide what is right and wrong for someone else?
It's absurd.

fuck it.
i'm nobody's keeper.
not even to keep someone from crashing against the chaos that is me. i'm such a dumbass.

I'll be throwing these fucking doors back open... in the next day or two.
When I get done banging my head against the wall for being stoopid.

Get ready... you ain't never seen nothing like a Lakota that is pissed at herself.

(okay, well maybe you have if you've been around since the beginning...
how many blogs will i get banned from this time...)

Closed... Maybe temporarily

Have fun being bad.
~smooches~

Sometimes...

...you wake up in the morning
and the world
still
sucks.
i woke up grouchy
and i'm having a bad hair day.

Directional Arrow....

Master Sage's weekly Sunday Erotic photos are up and they are hot, hot, hot.

I stole one...

two...

a few.

CHECK IT OUT if you want some drool material.

You know... one of the things I like about him is he doesn't just do T&A, he tosses in a nice cock for us meat lovers too. It's that kind of thoughtfulness that will get him far.

My contribution to the eye candy:

Anyone wanna be my ponyboy? I love playing cowgirl games. ~wink~

Coming Soon...

"Lakota's Punishment"

Just waiting on Master Gaddy to review my input to the storyline.

Since I'm leaving town for two days, it maybe Tuesday before it's up here.

He may have it posted sooner on his site. *we're tag-teaming the story*

And yeah, yeah - there's nothing X-rated here yet.

I didn't say EVERYTHING would be outragous.

Geez.

Pretty pictures though...

~smooches~

Hot Sweaty Miami Nights

There are nights when the hunger keeps me up all night long.
Just one taste...
one...
BITE

that's all i want.




i lie.

Chocolate Dreams Are Sweet

mmmm... saving the whipped cream and watching the calendar...
tick tock, tick tock....

Welcome... this is where I'm REALLY bad

For the silly stories and lighter erotic play, hang out with me at Lakotaprincess.blogspot.com