Why yes, there are things I think are weird

Let's start with a relatively innocent one, this full body wrap. Someone explain to me please where's the fun when all the good stuff is wrapped up so tidy you can't fucking get to it?
Also, there's something slightly necropheliac about this doncha think. Or maybe it's a Harry Houdini fetish?
Still, how does this translate to fun sex?


This one is just funny. A humping toy for your dog. Why did they make it look like an alien though?
Humping toy for kinky pets? ~pulling dog off leg:
"no Princess, you need to hump Precious over there, not my leg."
Fitting dog onto toy....~
I wonder if it rolls... that could be hours of fun to watch.

Now we get into the weirder shit... no pun intended.

Apparently everyone else has heard of the Baby Jesus Buttplug.
Well, I hadn't and my "ewww" factor went sailing.
If i don't want Jebus in my life, why would i want him up my ass?
I wouldn't want a Prez. Bush buttplug either. Just saying. ~shudder~


For the just too fucking weird to describe we have this gas mask dildo thing.
Just looking at it gives me the willies.
And I'm told i'm ridiculously openminded...
I can't imagine what it makes normal people think when they first see this number.
Anyone have a clue the why or how or wtf with this item?

And now the sex toy for the Moron.
A dicksucker that plugs into your car's lighter.
Uh-huh.
A critical travel item for all road trips.
Test your control while driving and orgasming.
The prefect gift for the irresponsible idiot in your family.
Now i confess that I have given a blowjob to my BF of the moment before while he was driving... but certain precautions were used and i always stopped when i felt the car swerve. I mean - duh.

There's a whole lot more where these came from.
Check 'em out at
http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

I fucking ROCK

I figured out RSS feeds and igoogle personalized pages and it works like a dream, letting me know who has post updates and I fucking LOVE IT!

Now I can lurk, not work as hard at lurking and not feel guilty. Errrr..... I mean I can keep up with what everyone has going on. I no iz stalker chick.

Strat - holler when you want a walk thru. It was a pain to figure which program works best but now that i have and i also worked out the bells and whistles - it iz AWESOME!

Oh and Sage has collected boob shots of the Sage Girls.

I wonder if anyone can figure out which are mine...

I should come up with a prize for the first person who guesses correctly.

Okay. Back to fucking work for me. :(

~smooches~

Lakota