Tuesday, April 15

A Sassy Meme Morphed - Your participation required

YOU DID GOOD! ~SMOOCHES~

Sassy has a meme up that is rather creative. Those of you who knew me in my barbie days know that I hate memes and take great pleasure in twisting them into new shapes. ~waggling eyebrows~
I'm voluntarily stealing this one. Shocking I know. Instead of filling out what I think, I'm assigning you with answers. Don't make me hunt you down. It's easy. I deleted the boring ones like "what direction I am, what month I am." (zzzzzz)

CAT - If Lakota were a planet she would be: VENUS
OZY - If Lakota were a animal she would be: VERITABLE ZOO
SAGE - If I were a liquid she would be: DROWNING
KARL - If Lakota were a flower/plant she would be: FLOWERING PEYOTE
OZY - If Lakota were a flower/plant she would be: GHOST ORCHID
CAT - If Lakota were a flower/plant she would be: JASMINE
KARL - If Lakota were a kind of weather she would be: WIOHPEYA TATE
STRAT - If Lakota were a musical instrument she would be: SUNBURST STRATOCASTER GUITAR
GINGAPAUL - If Lakota were an emotion she would be: ANTICIPATION
KARL - If Lakota were a color she would be: FIRE ENGINE RED
OZY - If Lakota were a color she would be: GOLD
MIKE - If Lakota were a sound she would be: SQUIRT, SQUIRT
VE - If Lakota were a car she would be: JAGUAR
EVYL - If Lakota were a song she would be: DISTURB'S VOICES
GADDY - If Lakota were a food she would be: BLEEDING
MOOGI - If Lakota were a taste she would be: ...BLUE PIGEON (?!?!)
GADDY - If Lakota were a scent she would be: PINE FIRE AND JASMINE
PETER - If Lakota were a word she would be: ASSonance
KARL- If Lakota were a facial expression she would be: THE "OH OF ORGASM"
OZY- If Lakota were a facial expression she would be: SERENITY - THE ULTIMATE PIECE ~HEH~
CREEPY - If Lakota were a cartoon character she would be: SHE-DEVIL IN A MARTINI GLASS
CAT - If Lakota were a cartoon character she would be: WONDER-TROLLOP IN LEATHER
RICKITIKKI - If Lakota were a number she would be: INFINITY
JAMES - If Lakota were to stop pretending she would still be: A HANDFUL ~wink~

Monday, April 14

Ozy's Eloquent Answer to What Kind of Animal is she?

I have before me a the enviable task
Choosing Lakota’s appropriate animal mask
Meadow voles, being ever so promiscuous
Would be a choice all too conspicuous
Snow Leopards, both beautiful and strong
Would be a choice not altogether wrong
Perhaps it would be a great white shark
Sleek lines and deadly on the mark
A mocking bird comes well to mind
Tenacious and tough as any to find
Then again I could choose the gazelle
Moving graceful and agile as hell
I could choose the black widow instead
Obvious enough for analogy unsaid
A snake is a choice I could go with even
You know the one from the Garden of Eden
To be truthful though, none comes to mind
That could match the beauty of her behind
That could encompass her sexy style
That comes close to attractive wiles
Some sort of chimera would be the only thing
That would have the attributes of which I sing
But one description is appropriately full
Simply put
Lakota is an animal

~sigh~ I love me some Ozymandiaz. Yup, I do.