Monday, September 29

Happy Birthday to Woozie!

What birthday party would be complete without one of these.... just for you Wooze!
Myspace Comments - Half-Naked Man

And if you didn't really like that one, well, here's another for you...
Free Male Stripper

What - that didn't get your Birthday Happy on? How about the origins of breakdancing by the Russians? heeheeee.


More goodieness (badiness?) for Woozala! Adding new stuff to top of the post... more to come... oh yes indeed.



Since last December I've had this auspicious day marked on my calendar. It's not just any birthday - it's Woozala's 18th birthday.
It'z about time the little perv turned legal. :D Truly, anyone who has become friends with the wickedly precocious Wooze completely and totally adores him. So today is all about celebrating his birthday and annoying the shit out of him. :D Please run over and wish him happy birthday... or you might wanna leave him a message here. He has a traumatizing picture posted that melts the eyeballs. Since he's now legal naughty messages are now allowed. LOL!

Happy birthday sweetie - thanks for all the porn links and edumacating me. ~snickering~
Now what would Woozie like on his birthday sandwich? Addendum... naughty video for your birthday Wooze:
http://rattlebox.com/pickup/256186/rb0a22bed7042

43 comments:

Woozie said...

Aw, I wasn't expecting you to remember ;)

L.P. said...

are you kidding? i've really had this day marked on my daily online calendar! :D

Woozie said...

Because you can now talk dirty to me without fearing the FBI?

L.P. said...

Well that is ONE big perk! :D Then of course there were the initial plans to seduce you in a menage but the whole gay thing kinda blew that out of the water. LOL! ~teasing~ ahhhhh - iz so nice to be able to tease you and not fear big brother. ~muwahh!~
Now bend the hell over for your birthday spanking...

Woozie said...

Well being bent over has always been a comfortable position...

Woozie said...

And the traumatizing picture has been bumped from the top of the page too.

L.P. said...

awww shit Woozie you tease! now i'm itching to reach for the strap-on again. :D
And thank you jeezus on bumping down that frightful picture. My eyes crossed everytime i opened your blog yesterday.

Woozie said...

I'm sure Gadfly wouldn't mind being on the receiving end of your sex toy prowess.

L.P. said...

:D and i sooooo wouldn't mind him being on the receiving end either. ~lusty sigh~ The Woozie, Gaddy, Kota menage fantasy will forever be one of my favorite daydreams. :D
of course he's so totally Alpha that he'll probably take it out on my backside for mentioning the strap-on and him in the same sentence. ~wicked grin~

nitebyrd said...

I've given my birthday wishes to the man. Ah! 18, such a delicious age.

Nice having you back, 'Kota.

L.P. said...

Iz good to be back Nitey-love! I feel like i can breath for the first time in ages.

Woozie said...

*may

L.P. said...

>_< he is so going to kick my ass for the direction of this thread.
And the only way you're going to get to see his undoubtably magnificent package is if you fly to texas with me. :P

Woozie said...

Undoubtedly magnificent? You even make me lol on my birthday <3

L.P. said...

errr... i wasn't going for the funny. i was like totally serious. o.O

hmmm... i think you're trying to make sure i get all your birthday spankings Woozala. :P

Woozie said...

Nice, but needs moar cawk :D

Anonymous said...

lol@ video!

Happy B-day W!

Woozie said...

Thank you, thank you. So much love <3

Jennybean said...

how nice of you to remember..


hmmm... if I could be 18 again would I?

Maybe for a night...

Gadfly said...

There is a young man and a somewhat more mature woman here in need of some discipline.

L.P. said...

awww... Gaddy, you called me mature. ~happy smile~ i don't hear the word referred to me too often (like never). LOL!
Wait a sec - no lurv for the defending of your manly manliness?
~pout~

Karl said...

Good Afternoon Lakota,

Welome Back! You were missed.

Happy Birthday to Woozie.

L.P. said...

Boyz! play nice! this is a freaking birthday party - you hear me???
Don't make me get the switch!

Hi Karl darling - so nice to see you again. I'm quite happy to be back among the living... and the rowdy. :D

Woozie said...

And here I am in the library, unable (or is it unwilling?) to enjoy the rather graphic fruits of your googling labor.

L.P. said...

Dood! and i went to all that trouble to find a Bear in a cake for you. :D

Woozie said...

Bears are the #1 threat to America, and Stephen Colbert's heterosexuality.

billy pilgrim said...

5 bucks says you have more stamina than the young wooz.

Woozie said...

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING.

L.P. said...

i think that touched a nerve Cabana Boy! o.O

Woozie said...

My stamina is just fine thank you. Not like it matters when you're on your back.

L.P. said...

ummm... okay - it's your birthday and i am so not running with the visuals in my head on that one Wooze!

Woozie said...

Dear lord what is wrong with that man's midsection. Is it made of jelly? He should get that checked out.

L.P. said...

disturbing isn't it? Did you watch the others? LOL!

L.P. said...

oh yeah - ps - hope you had a terrific birthday honey! ~muwahh!~ i have so loved having you as a friend but dayum i'm glad you're legal now and i don't have to watch what i say anymore. ~wink~

Woozie said...

Off to bed already? The night is young!

Mike said...

Oh hey Kota

Good to see you back and not working your fine tush off anymore.

Missed the last post.

I'm up to the same old spazzy shit, although I did open a new website.

A serious one even.

www.truthofwater.com

Who knew I had it in me?

Josh said...

I'm just glad I can feel like somewhat less of a perv now.

Welcome back Lakota, by the way! What a lovely sentiment for the Woozie one, too. :)

Anonymous said...

Well, I didn't read this whole comment thread, but awesome job on the bitrthday tribute 'Kota. *stands up and applauds*

L.P. said...

heyya Wooze - not when 4am comes so fucking early. >_< i did sleep in until 4:30 - yay me. sigh.

you? Serious? Mikey! I can't even wrap my brain around that. Will have to take a look-see.

~Pouncing for a hug~ Hi Josh sweets! And yeah - we can be pervy together. :D

Thanks Rob! It was important that my adorable Woozala received proper tribute on that significant milestone. Especially since it took me months and months and months to believe the little perv wasn't in his thirties. :D He really is fucking brilliant. Scary brilliant even.

Gaddy - can i at least see a picture of the "model boy" before you try pawning my ass off on him?
And Dood - why did you have to go ruin such a beautiful moment by bringing religion into it? ~sighing and shaking my head~ you are definitely working too hard.

L.P. said...

no, i wouldn't fuck you Wooze... oh wait - you're talking to Gaddy... would you boyz STOP putting me in the middle of your conversations? Sheesh! I feel like a switchboard operator. "Hello sir, yes please hold while i pass that vulgar insult to the party you are trying to contact."

Woozie said...

I don't have all day ma'am, now will you PLEASE connect me to the limp wristed Texan?

:D

Gadfly said...

While I'm not gay, I'd totally dry fuck Woozie just to hear him yodel

I'll just pin a hot nekkid photo of Lakota to the back of his nappy head.

Woozie said...

I don't even know what to say.