Toward the end of the evening I let my assistant go since I was nearly done and the poor darling was exhausted from chasing me all over the place. I got on the escalator to ride it down to the first floor to catch a few more photos of the bands down there and... the back of my skirt got sucked into the escalator step. It yanked the back of my skirt down past my ass, baring my butt to everyone. Why oh why did i wear a thong last night instead of good girl panties? >_<
I ripped the skirt free and hauled the elastic waist back up over my ass, juggling my camera and camera bag and yelling very unlady-like words. Something akin to M**ther-F**king-Sh*t-Son of a B*tch! Yeah... those were the words as I recall. Nicely professional.
The lady on the escalator behind me was laughing and said "If I'd had my cellphone camera out I could have made a fortune with that shot!"
Bitch.
Ruined a perfectly good skirt too. ~sulking~
Note to self: do not wear long skirts on photoshoots.
And burn my thongs.
15 comments:
I hate when that happens.
Why am I know there when you need me??
damn
well I missed out I reckon!
You just can't stage shit like that...
Nonsense; exposing yourself can be quite the turn on ;)
sometimes our world can be a very nice place.
No don't burn your thongs. Smack!, haha lovely cherry red hand print. Woohoo.
While we can understand you being mortified, hopefully you can understand how we all wish we were there to witness it.
And that woman? She was just vocalizing what everyone else was secretly wishing...
Good afternoon Lakota,
Why burn the thongs? The dress was the culprit.
There something sad in the thought of that beautiful derriere in good girl panties.
Heh ... I'd say it was more "attack of the gypsy skirt"
The thong was just minding its own business.
And I doubt anybody had a problem with that. All the men loved it -- and all the women were glad it wasn't them *laughing and ducking*
And I thought you had to come to your blog to see stuff like that.
Lucky you didn't go bare because of the heat.
Next time your there I can just picture a bunch of guys following you down the contraption with cameras at the ready.
This sort of scenario is probably an entire genre of porn.
kota
next time could you wear a shirt that hangs down to the floor so your boobs show and then post a picture of that?
Thanks!
P.S. - you have a fantastic ass too.
Escalaters are the debil.
Just think of the joy you gave all the spectators. You helped make their world a better place!
oh to have been there! :-((
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