Things annoying the fuck outa me...

You ever have days where little things just pile on and pile on until you feel like a maniacal bitch/bastard? I know, everyone thinks I'm all sweetness and sugar even though I keep telling y'all that I'm a cunty bitch. I'm kinda growly today. These are some of the things annoying the bloody fuck outa me...

• Spending $80 to fill my tank yesterday
• Spending $100 last weekend to buy perfume that cost $60 last year
• Fuckhead BBC leaving insults about me on other people' blogs - not that i care what he thinks about me but damn that's just plain rude
• Hellbitch Hillary
• Pedofile assholes who should have their dicks cut off with a spoon
• People who reschedule photoshoots for the third fucking time and still aren't ready when I arrive. If they don't have it ready friday I'm going to tell them where to stick their job.
• Poking my eye out with my mascara wand
• All politicans right now
• Blogging friends who vanish without saying goodbye so I don't know if they've been killed or just tossed in the towel. Oh nevermind that I've done the same thing before, that's different. Really. (I'm not talking to you guys that emailed me to tell me you're okay, just not blogging for awhile. YOU I still lurv.)

Okay... to balance all those things irritating me, I'll tell you somethings that delighted me this morning:

• The hidden clickable photo on Sage's blog. ~heh~ Only the women will appreciate it. Dayum, Massa Sage... that surprise made my day.
• The comments on yesterday's post ~still laughing over those~
• All of you... you just make me smile. Thanks for that.

You tell meme

Arkay sweetie bitchslapped me with a meme. Those of you who have known me for awhile know that i live to fuck with memes. Okay, not really. I'd just as soon ignore them, but since I adore Arkay, I decided to once again collapse under peer pressure... but with my own twist.

In exchange for the photos you see below (requested by Redneck Rob) I'm tasking you all with writing a six word memoir about me. I thought up one for myself, but really it's much more enlightening (and fun) to see what you would come up with. If you need rules (which i'm sure none of you who hang here really do) you can get them over at Arkay's or see a sample over at Gaddylicious. (His memoir kicked ass)

Was this what you wished for Rob...

or this...