Read the comments in the last post.
Okay, okay... it was tag boinking.
You know how I feel about Memes... however... this one just happens to work out so delightfully hot that I HAVE to play by the rules. Serendipity and all that.
I think he picked me because he KNEW I've have something suitably naughty nearby for reading material. So this is how he sez it's played out:
The rules:
1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people
The nearest book is "Satisfaction Guaranteed" by Charlene Teglia, which I finished last night. I bought it because her last book was so fucking hot it made me an instant fan. This one was really good too. {{I liked the last one better though because it had really hot cowboys in it and page after page of kinky sex. It was called something like "Wild, Wild West."}}Anyway, the 6th, 7th and 8th sentences on page 123 were:
"It's your fault. You kept trying to get rid of me, so I had to seduce you into letting me stay. If I'd acted like a shrinking maiden, you wouldn't have told me you wanted to make me take your cock in every hole."
~giggling~
You can get the book and see for yourself. Too funny! It really was a great story.
You can get the book and see for yourself. Too funny! It really was a great story.
Bonus sentences, same page: "Your Johnson. Schlong. Pecker, penis, hard-on, cock," Sabrina recited. She stretched her body on his, feeling an endless expanse of warm male flesh and rippling muscles...."
Okay - it just got very warm in here.
Okay, who do I tag? Hmmmm... who do I want to know what they're reading right now...
1. Oh yeah - what does Mr. Ozy have sitting nearby?
2. And Naughty One! Come on girlfriend, spill!
3. I'm almost afraid to ask what Gaddy might be reading... it could be anything from "Quantum Mechanics in Hilbert Space" to "Original Bondage Fairies Volume 1"
4. Ohhhh, I know! Karl! I'd love to know what he reads.
5. And IP, my sweet... with his inner monster fixation there is nooooo telling.
6. I can't do it... I can't obey the rules. It's making me crazy. It feels WRONG. So I'm boinking GingaPaul because I am simply dying to know what he is reading. Oh this should be good.
These should prove interesting responses.
And just so you don't think that ALL I read is erotica, I happen to have a copy of "Short Cuts" by Raymond Carver sitting by my purse that my neighbor's son gave me this afternoon. I haven't seen the film yet but it's on the playbill for monthly movie night Sunday.
24 comments:
This will be interesting. That's a fascinating excerpt from your book, polymorpheus perverse,
i disagree GingaPaul, since polymorpheus perverse definitions are dependent solely on what is culturally defined as sexually abnormal and that fluctuates in societies.
I might also just be disagreeing on the principle that Freud makes me hurl.
Now TVTA is polymorpheus perverse in my opinion. But that's a subjective judgement on my part. ~grin~
PS - I'm adding you as a 6th boink Paul... I mean tag, because it is KILLING me to obey the rules. And you were bumped from the list by Naughty. You can spank her after you do the meme.
I know that I wasn't tagged but just fyi. The closest book lying on my computer desk is 'Heart of Darkness' by Joseph Conrad. I am in a classic lit mood I suppose.
{{Dreamy sigh}} I'll never forget my first Lakota boinking . . .
My book does have its moments: valve lashings, pumping of various sorts, constant mentions of lubrication, studs of all kinds, clamps, and a whole lot of inserting. But still . . . yours sounds a lot better. I kinda figured it would.
Now that I have a laptop, I might really get into e-book! I'm reading Lisa one right now!
Damnit! I really wanted to share an excerpt from "Raising Alligators for Fun and Profit".
Oh well, maybe next time ;)
I haven't read that one Evyl-delish - are you enjoying it? What's it about? Someone I think you would enjoy tremendously if you don't already read his work is Christopher Moore. Stupidest Angel is one of my faves, along with Biff, the Childhood Friend of Christ. Brilliantly funny.
LOL! ohhhhh and I will never ever forget my memoriable first Strat Boinking. You do realize that by the use of "first" it implies more boinking in the future?
~throwing arms wide open~
Boink away. ~giggling~
Congratulations on the laptop Jilly-girl. You mean a Lisa Andel book? I haven't been by there in awhile to see what she's been writing.
Mike, forget the rules and just go to the page about making Gator boots - i need a pair, m'kay?
Ah now I am polymorpheus perverse, a hater of rules even more than you are possibly. But I am also a bit bored with blogging, let me see,
"Do what thou wilt" A biography of Aleister Crowley by Lawrence Sutin. "...And yet Crowley experienced, during the three days, a vivid visualisation of Aiwass within his own "imagination". In this visualisation, Aiwass possessed a body of astral matter, transparent as a veil of gauze or cloud of incense smoke. He seemed to be a tall, dark man in his midthirties with the face of a savage king, and eyes veiled lest their gaze should destroy what they saw."
Sounds like me, a bit, well not really, and cos I too dislike memeytagging things I shall leave it here,
It's the rule breaker in you that makes my knees all weak, GingaPaul.
Bored with blogging? hmmmm... how about we play real tag... games are good for relieving boredom. You run and I'll chase you. ~grin~
Warning though... I have very long legs.
Aleister, huh? It's been forever since I read anything about him and his unique vision of reality.
Alright, you ready for this?
Boooooooring
From "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene
Fro the weak and strong forces, this proved to be an immensely fruitfull line of attack. In analogy with quantum electrodynamics, physicists were able to construct quantum field theories of the weak and strong forces, called quantum chromodynamics and quantum electoweak theory. "quantum chromodymanics" is a more colorful name than the more logical quantum strong dynamics but it is just a name with no deeper meaning; on the other hand, the name electroweak does summerize an important milestone in our understanding of the forces of nature.
fun stuff
p.s. anything to get out of posting little red riding hood hugh?
The book I picked up isn't what I'm reading right now though. I left My Count of Monte Cristo in my drawer at the office.
Actually, Ozy, I find quantum physics fascinating since its the only scientific principle that i can wrap my wee brain around. I don't know if i could swallow an entire book on it but i enjoy articles and documentaries on it immensely. Gaddy has a fascinating post up last week about new experiments in the field.
And I was working on the graphics for the story last night until i got waylaid. ~happy sigh~
Ummm. Sorry.
Found some more images to fuck with this morning to represent you. ~grin~
Thanks for playing IP baby! I'll be by in awhile to comment - soon as i finish making pretty pictures.
I looked for page 123 and there wasn't one. There are only 61 pages and not a penis or vagina there. But the Cat in the Hat is still a page turner; Thing 1 and Thing 2...they are so bad!
But I did have something to say about penises on my latest post...
Whenever I get a new BF I've going to talk him into wearing "Worst Thing 1 and Worst Thing 2" shirts with me. ~grin~
Read your post. Penis theft. Is nothing sacred?
You don't have to say anything back. I know you're around one way or another, anyways. Like I'm always around here.
:3
yeah, i'm definitely a dedicated lurker at your place. ~grin~
sometimes though when i want to be clever with my response, i have to think about it. I hate to destroy the myth but i'm not ALWAYS witty on demand. I know, I know - y'all are crushed.
ps - it would be ever so rude not reply when you were so fabulously obedient, IP. ~wink and kiss~
It was good if a little dated. It is the basis behind the movie 'Apocylypse Now.' I'll check out your recommendations.
Ooooh - I'm so glad you're going to give him a try, Evyl-delish. Start with the earlier books and they'll make a lot of sense. Besides, Blood Sucking Fiends or Coyote Blue will hook you instantly.
It is your rudeness that attracted me to you in the first place. That will never change.
Thanks IP... I think...
~grin~
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