Sunday, April 20

Pushing the Envelope on Meme Responses... Muhahaha!

Naughty, the naughty, naughty girl tagged me. Bad Naughty. And she gave me rules. Silly Naughty. Which I will of course break. Duh.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?


















2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?



3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?















4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?



















5. Vibrator or Dildo?















6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?




















7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?













8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?



















9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?




















10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?



















11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?




















12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?

















13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?

















14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?



















15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?










16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?



















17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?


















18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
















19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?



















20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?















Post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme: (oops how did it end up at the bottom?)
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men. (huh?)
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained. (I’m tempted to not answer a question now. What are they gonna do – take away my Meme rights? LOL!)
3. You must tag three people. (Ummmm… nope. If anyone want to grab and play feel free)

17 comments:

Iron Pugilist said...

Called in sick today and thought I'd pass time answering these questions. Most don't apply to me and I don't do tags, so I'll just answer here.

1. Morning
2. Sade
3. Naughty pics
4. Greg House
5. Dildo
6. Lights On
7. Pussy
8. Only During sex
9. Elevator
10. Ron Jeremy
11. Dick
12. Jenna Jameson
13. Rope
14. Give Rim Job
15. Stripping
16. Girl Girl Boy
17. Flavoured Oil
18. Swallow
19. Sex with a stranger
20. Tied to a bed

L.P. said...

LOL! Why do i have a feeling it took you a fraction of the time to answer those questions as compared to me. So, IP.... you'll let me tie you to my bed and use a dildo to drive you crazy? Good crazy of course.

Anonymous said...

love the pic answers

take off your clothes and stop by the room wouldja?

L.P. said...

I'll take mine off, if you'll take yours off Massa Sage. Can i bring toys to play with?

Gadfly said...

Sex music?

Depends what kind of sex.

If you're about to cum inside your girl while she's bound to the bed with candle wax on her breasts and a strobe light going -- I suggest a Rob Zombie/Rammstein mix LOL

As long as neither of you have a seizure disorder, the ambiance is perfect

*evil smile*

Jakki said...

I never thought about a threesome like that. Wouldn't you get jealous? I think I'd prefer to have the two men focused on me. I'm selfish. Greedy too.

Naughty Girl said...

Okay okay okay...no rules for you! But I must say that I love how you did this!

L.P. said...

Gaddy, i think i just had a mini.

Jakki, i think it would be hot as hell to make out with two bisexual men - watching them would be HOT. I know this because I've read alot of "those" stories. Whew. Sadly I seriously doubt i'll ever get to live that fantasy. Finding two guys who will do me as well as each other... they're not falling from trees.

Thanks Naughty - and it was fun...
i can't believe i admitted a meme was fun. ~covering my mouth in shock~

Anonymous said...

That is funny, having such stern rules after such a libertine meme, and your photos were cool, must have taken you ages, but it was like a little movie, Lakota's Weekend, starring...you! yayaya

L.P. said...

It was fun breaking the stern rules too, GingaPaul. It's the little things that can sometimes delight me to no end.

My movie weekend starring all of you as well ~wink~

Anonymous said...

Hot, very hot, girlie!

ozymandiaz said...

BTW, if I were one of the two guys in the threesome with you which one would I be? Just asking cause I would have figured if there were tow guy and YOU getting it on that you would be the...
Ummmmm
cream in the oreo lets say.

L.P. said...

thanks Naughty E ~grin~

Oh Ozy... you would be the the top of course, staring into my eyes as i leaned forward and nipped at your mouth...

hell yeah i'd rather be the creamy middle... at some point... i figure there are all sorts of variation possible with a set of three! If i'm the cream in the oreo do you want front door or back door, since you get first choice...

Kittie Kate said...

I love that video! It was so sexy. They remind me of that band Garbage because they sound a little bit like them.

L.P. said...

Glad you enjoyed it Kitten.

ozymandiaz said...

Front... back... don't care as long as I get to lick the cream...

L.P. said...

As far as I'm concerned, anything you want is just right Ozy. ~wink~