Friday, April 4

Swiped! Funny Shit.

Master Gaddy had most of these on his blog this morning. I couldn't resist. Honestly some of the results surprised me. And the whole looking for love and marriage thing - WRONGER than wrong. So wrong. Ick. No way. Pooey. But I do look cute in your nightshirt. ~wink~
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover

You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Busy


While a relationship sounds nice, you're strapped for time
Whether you're legitimately busy or just making excuses...
... You don't give men enough of your time.
As nice as "instant love" would be, there's just no such thing.

The PJ's You Are Most Like: His Shirt


You're a loyal and caring girlfriend who can't get enough of her man
So much so that you love to have him with you 24-7
And when he's gone, wearing his shirt is the next best thing


You Are Disturbingly Profound
You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense.
Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you.
Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people.
No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them.

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

Are You More Angel Or Devil
Are You More Angel Or Devil
You are :
70% Angel and 30% Devil
You are mostly angel but you have a little devil inside you that likes to pop up every once in a while for some fun
Take the Are You More Angel Or Devil quiz at Quizopolis.com

I know for a fact I have more devil in me than THAT!
Ask ANYONE!! Hmmmph. My devil feels insulted.
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Oh yeah - for those that enjoy some creative writing using random mutterings of various bloggers, check out REH's monthly post where he writes a story based using what his top commentors have said on their own blogs. It's always funny to find out what he pulled off mine. Yeah - totally showing my ass in his story this month. ~giggling~ Big browniepoints to him for fabo creative.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it was all good til that last one. I was starting to believe in the mystic powers of the algorithm but you are at least 100 per cent devil and sixteen twentieths angel,

L.P. said...

Yuh! I was getting totally spooked until the m-word one and the angelic idiocy. Of course they were dumbass questions - more along the lines of "are you scum-sucking evil psycho person?"
Devilish - yes, psycho - not.

And how is my GingaPaul this fine morning? ~smooches and copping a feel~

ozymandiaz said...

Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

The reason I don’t have a boyfriend is because I’m not gay

I sleep in the nude as does whoever I sleep with

Apparently I am disturbingly profound, I agree with the disturbing part
You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense.
Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you.
Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people.
No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them.

The (supposedly) keys to my heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was arrogant, acting like the dictator of your life.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is high. You can't resist desire and lust. (what, because I like polar bears or want a pig with me on an island?)

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. (ever so wrong)

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

And last but not least, I am 50/50 on the angel devil thing.

L.P. said...

okay Ozy - our marriage answers got switched - you got mine and i got yours.

And you got more devil than 50% in you baby. We be devilishly delish together! Stoopid surveys.

I think your seduction style was spot on. I think everyone who gets to know you falls for you at least a bit. ~grin~ Yeah, even you IP.

ozymandiaz said...

Yea, its when they get to know me allot that things go bad. That's why I keep an air of mystery

ozymandiaz said...

Yea, its when they get to know me allot that things go bad. That's why I keep an air of mystery

ozymandiaz said...

is there an echo in here?

ozymandiaz said...

Is ther an echo in here?

L.P. said...

LMAO!!
Was that what that "air" was supposed to be?

ummm - yeah apparently on the echo... which i think is cool.
I'm one of those dorks that walks into an empty grandhall and will yell to hear the acoustic echoes.
"helllloooo....."
"where arrrrrrreee yooooouuuu?"
~heh~

Moooooog35 said...

"My Seduction Style" was "Masturbatory."

WTF?!

This is what happens when you let your right hand come up with all the answers.

L.P. said...

OMG!!! You made me choke and swallow my gum, MoooOOg! Now everything is going to stick to the insides of my stomach.

You iz definitely one of the funniest people i've ever ever EVER met. Your blog needs a hazardous spew warning posted. Really.

Gadfly said...

I could deal with seeing you wearing my shirt ;-)

L.P. said...

Only if you'll dance around with my undies on your head for me Gaddy.... please? ~fluttering eyelashes and giving you a sweet smile~

R.E.H. said...

Ok... here I am. Here I am, thinking I'm a nice guy and all. You know - that I am quite angelic to say the least... and you have me take this test. This test reveals to me that I am not a good hearted person at all (was that because I ate that cookie???).

40% Angel and 60% Devil

You are quite a devil, the angel in you keeps you in line some of the time but the devil seems to come out in you quote a bit


Thanks for pimping my stuff (uh, blog). Since I'm using lines from this blog now... I'm afraid of what might be enforced upon my stories in the future ;)

L.P. said...

Dude! There's no way! Unless you got a different questionnaire than I did or you take pleasure in mugging old ladies for their pension checks?

oh wait - you hang with me - that alone is indicative of a rather rampant inner devil. ~wink~

Heh. That's right... you were pretty safe with pulling from the Dairies weren't you, REH? Not so here baby! LOL!

Enigma said...

Me-
"Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make them crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract."
Well, what can I say?

L.P. said...

Well, no WONDER I've been chasing your fuzzy three tails for months now Enigma! It's all so clear.
Especially since i'm hetero... in this life at least.
You are simply irresistable.

Enigma said...

Again, what can I say, you have good taste LOL

Anonymous said...

I'm fine thankyou. I am going round subscribing to all my favourites using google reader cos I am starting a new job and wont have much time anymore and they reckon it saves a lot of time but booooooo! it wont let me subscribe to you cos it says you don't have a feed, i guess because of your occassional nudity, so i will have to make an exception and come to you via the blogroll, oh well, i would crawl over broken glass if necessary so i guess it's not that inconvenient, i don't even know if the reader will save anytime, we'll see, i am verbose as a result of excessive whiskey intake, yayayayay

Enigma said...

Paul, you go down to the bottom of the comments, and it says subcribe down there.

L.P. said...

Strat and I were just talking about that the other day, trying to figure out how to do that/ Sounds like i need to talk to you Paul or Enigma on how to set up a google reader feed.

I don't know why you can't 'scribe here - i'm not doing anything intentional to block. I shouldn't think my ass would keep the doors closed. It usually opens doors. (ha! sorry - ass pun)

Isn't that just for that post Enigma? It goes into email for freaking EVER. I tried that before and I'm still getting the ocassional email from someone's blog that i never read anymore. No way to lose it.

I really do need to huddle with you guys and figure out this feed thingy.

Enigma said...

I,m not sure, i just clicked on subscribe to post at the ass end of the post (of course thats where it is) and of I went.......
most blogs have at the bottom subscribe to post, but you may have to set it up from your own google reader first..blocking you is the universe way of letting people get work done:)

L.P. said...

yeah - it's the setup procedures that lets ya know when a blogger has updated with a new post that we iz looking for. if i could rub a few free hours out of the day i'm sure i could figure it out.

Anonymous said...

yeah, I think that one down the bottom is for this comment stream, but I'm drunk so who knows, i like how you are disturbingly profound, that's is true and cool, isn't peter peter onion eater a fantastic writer. ozy is sexier of course but that peter he sure can put a proper sentence together, anyway, have no fear i shall be here to annoy you always, sorry,

L.P. said...

A drunk Paul? ~purrrring~
Now that I could cuddle up against. ~wink~

The three of you are all mind-blowing talented. I'm still kinda confused (but delighted) as to why y'all enjoy mentally slumming it over here with me. Not like I'm anywhere in your league. ~sad sigh~

Peter is phenominal. So much so that I'm having to read his latest writing in pieces as I process it. Much of it brought back memories for me to the foreground. Walking that road for spiritual awakening in nontraditional manners was very much what my youth was about. But then i think anyone born with the fire for creating is destined to look for that road at some point.

Ack! toooooo fucking early and not enough coffeeeeeee to get that deep.
Ozy tickles forth my passions and you keep my playfulness in ready mode - allowing me to be as silly and irreverant as i want. Is it any wonder that i lurv all of you?

L.P. said...

Hey Paul - there's a clicky at the bottom of the entire page - i think that's what you're looking for? I changed some of my blogger settings - so maybe this will work for you now? could i use any more question marks????