L.P. Wilde (Formerly Princess... Formerly Naughty...Currently Wild): Requested photo

Thursday, April 10

Requested photo

Okay, fine.

Here you go GingaPaul.

Let me know the day your composure cracks, m'kay?

i'm so easy. ~sigh~

45 comments:

ozymandiaz said...: If its any consolation, mine just blew the fuck up.
I am shaking...
well, part of me is shaking at least.; 4/10/08, 9:06 AM
ozymandiaz said...: for these curves
I find no words
as none could define
beauty this fine
but for my desire
the lust they inspire
begins with my eyes
as wide as the skies
to properly take in
every inch of skin
followed by fingers
who want not but linger
to know ever fold
my hands want to hold
and to cup and carees
beyond ass and breast
and alas my watering tongue
living the word "yum"
of the thought even yet
of licking away your sweat; 4/10/08, 9:26 AM
L.P. said...: ~wicked smile~
mmmm.... the things i could do to you... for you... with you Ozymandiaz, my dear. Your words make me pulse and shake and... hunger. Yum, indeed.; 4/10/08, 10:10 AM
Gadfly said...: Bottom needs caressing while breast is suckled and nibbled ... and then you know what I gotta do to that bottom *evil smile*

Thanks babydoll! Better than coffee :D; 4/10/08, 10:18 AM
L.P. said...: I was wondering if you would say anything about baby's got back and boob droop, Gaddy.

And errr.... keep up the playing with those areas - works better than coffee on me as well.; 4/10/08, 10:22 AM
Moooooog35 said...: Ha Ha!

I see your tushy!!; 4/10/08, 10:28 AM
L.P. said...: Moogi, I showed you mine, now show me yours.
~smooches~; 4/10/08, 11:02 AM
Anonymous said...: Amazing and astonishing, even mind boggling.Thank you!
Where do you live!!!?
No, don't tell me. It would only break my heart.Gotta add you to my blogroll. Now to explore more of you, read more of you, understand more of you, find out what tickles you...

and as to you, ozy, how do you do it!? The collaboration, Mystical, and your poem here, all in one morning? And the morning is not half over yet. At least, not in New Mexico.; 4/10/08, 12:54 PM
Anonymous said...: did i say you have my attention?; 4/10/08, 12:55 PM
Anonymous said...: please write something to one of my pictures...

okay, that's all i'm going to say for now.; 4/10/08, 12:57 PM
L.P. said...: ooooh RickiTikki! You came to visit! (I added you to my feed already - hee)
Your paintings knocked me on my ass.
I'm not a for real writer like you and Ozy and Paul and Gaddy and Peter. My poetry sucks {not in the good way} and my stories are quite silly and usually erotic. If you can handle me desecrating one of your beautimous works with my ignorant ink spills - then i'll give it a whirl. But I don't want you thinking you're getting anything of quality out of me.

And isn't Ozy just fucking amazing. He blows me away. And yeah - I mean that in both ways.

ps - most favorite place to live in the world: New Mexico. Wish I still lived there. ~sigh~ I'm a desert girl at heart.; 4/10/08, 1:12 PM
Moooooog35 said...: I'm avoiding sending my picture for fear that Ozy will write me a poem about it.

I don't need that kind of pressure.; 4/10/08, 1:59 PM
L.P. said...: oooh pressure BAD, Moogi.

I SWEAR I would guard your ass vigilantly. I might give into the temptation to bite though. But i'm pretty sure you'll like.; 4/10/08, 2:13 PM
Riff Dog said...: You take absolutely incredible pictures! One day I'm going to have to learn how you do that.; 4/10/08, 2:49 PM
L.P. said...: trade secret Strat just for you: B&W ALWAYS looks better - more artistic; high contrast hides all kinds of flaws, distracts the eye and photoshop helps... alot.
oooh is that an unattractive dimpling right there? ick.
gone. heh.; 4/10/08, 2:55 PM
Anonymous said...: you write whatever you want to write, whatever your big heart desires.; 4/10/08, 3:52 PM
cathouse teri said...: Well now, I need to spank you!; 4/10/08, 3:55 PM
L.P. said...: RickiTikki, the big heart remark was really poking fun at the size of my ass wasn't it? ~pouting~

Wiggling said ass in Cat's direction. Comeon and get it baby if you can handle it! ~making kissy faces~ LOL!!!; 4/10/08, 3:58 PM
ozymandiaz said...: Gotcha coverd moooooog

Big and round and white and hairy
making sounds so very scary
Hey, is that cottage cheese I see
I hope that flaking is old T.P.
is that a braid or a dingleberry
That would turn me straight if I were a fairy

Sorry dude, I'm just kidding. I have never seen your ass and
I'm sure it is very

very

cute
Hee hee
(couldn't help myslef); 4/10/08, 4:41 PM
ozymandiaz said...: Sorry Lakota, I was bad. You can tie me up and spank me now.; 4/10/08, 4:42 PM
Anonymous said...: An interesting study of the naked female form. The composition seems deliberately designed to highlight the sculptural aspect giving the body the feeling of lush landscape and the black and white allows the textures of the skin to be clearly articulated. Reminiscent of a Henry Moore in attitude and inspiring a kind of Jackson Pollock desire in the mind of the observer, this work of art transcends the merely prurient and even the erotic, it is a contemplation on grand themes, mortality, desire, curved time and space. Thought provoking and comforting at the same time.; 4/10/08, 4:53 PM
Mike said...: WOW!

I would so gushmoogitty your gashmoigan any day!; 4/10/08, 5:30 PM
L.P. said...: LOL! I'll have to see if you spanked me over there Cat. Wombie would love that.

He never comes over here anymore - i think this is a little over the top for him. ~sigh~ He's alot like alot of the guys i've dated who end up with permanent eyeroll.

Ozy, it would be an honor and my most devestating pleasure to take you in hand. Misbehave all you want darling, i'll make sure you're disciplined. {{jumping up and down and squeeing}}

~sigh~ doesn't sound like a cracked you at all GingaPaul, not even by flashing my crack. Nice writeup though. You sure we were looking at the same photo?

You would Mike? Even after calling me an ugly girl who sucks on your blog?

Uhhh... nobody run over and rip Mike's arms off... it's an inside joke resulting from comments.

Run MIkey Run!!!

~heh~
i'm so bad.; 4/10/08, 6:32 PM
Karl said...: Good Evening Lakota,

Statuesque comes to mind among, other things!; 4/10/08, 6:35 PM
L.P. said...: I know, i know - i have a big ass, Karl. I've been TELLING you all that for months! Though i do think this particular angle adds five pounds to each butt cheek.
Ohhh- Karl, you have to go check out RickiTikki's artwork! I think you'd appreciate it!; 4/10/08, 7:04 PM
Mike said...: Heh, I'm not worried lakota.

This 200lb Canadian isn't afraid of anything.

200lbs Canadian is like 600lbs American - most americans think i'm a very good looking shaved ape.

As a matter of fact, if it wasn't for most Americans carrying handguns, the states would be a Canadian province by now!; 4/10/08, 8:04 PM
pure evyl said...: Sublime my dear, simply sublime.; 4/10/08, 8:38 PM
L.P. said...: i like a big strong man, Mike.
Fearless too. That's hot. How far away is canada again?

Glad you enjoyed Evyl-delish.

damn. i need to change my signature signoff. my eye is falling out from winking and smooching is becoming much too common place. hmmmm. what to do, what to do.; 4/10/08, 9:34 PM
Ed & Jeanne said...: I was going to comment but I have to take a cold shower...; 4/11/08, 12:33 AM
L.P. said...: LOL @ VE! Hmmm... comments are important to me... maybe I should stop posting nekkid photos if it causes you guys to run off like that....; 4/11/08, 4:47 AM
Moooooog35 said...: *blushing like a flamboyantly gay man who likes "Rent" and dancing and watching "Oprah's Big Give" while batting my eyes at Ozy*

Gee.

Thanks?

Dude...you forgot to mention my ass pimples.

On a side note, my ass is anything but big and hairy and cottage-cheesy-ish.

I'm, like, 5'2" tall and weigh 150 pounds.

...plus I manscape.

Too much information.

Anyway...I'm this short but fairly good looking.

In fact, I slightly resemble Brad Pitt's bowel movement.

That's right.

The babes dig the midgetman.

At least, in my head they do.

Five feet of fury, baby...five feet of fury.; 4/11/08, 7:36 AM
L.P. said...: you're a breast man aren't you Moogi? No obligation to look a woman in the eyes... you have a built in excuse for eye to boob contact. Hmmm... all sorts of possibilities come to mind... I can see why the chicks would dig you.

Brad Pitiful though? Meh. I'll overlook that. ~kisses~; 4/11/08, 8:13 AM
ozymandiaz said...: You know, "ass pimple" is so very difficult to work into a poem
I sall, though, endeavor to persevere
And Karl is right, I get all "statuesque" when I look at the picture
and I can't seem to stop looking at it
not that I've tried; 4/11/08, 8:39 AM
Iron Pugilist said...: I am ever fascinated by you.; 4/11/08, 8:46 AM
L.P. said...: okay, i confess, i am eagerly awaiting the pimple solution.
I like that you get all statuesque... considering the way your poetry gives me hotflashes, it seems fair, yes?
mmm... okay now i can't get the image of you in a statuesque state out of my head. ~yum~

IP -Fascinated in that "circus sideshow - i can't believe she did/said that" way or fascinated in that "she's so feckin' brilliant and amazing" way?

I usually get the first kind of response. ~grin~; 4/11/08, 8:58 AM
Moooooog35 said...: How 'bout something like:

********
Five feet of fury,
That's what my moog is
And I think that I love him,
Because his mojo's shazizz.

So, small yet so nimble,
And unfortunately quick.
I felt something small poke me,
I think it's his prick.

A round little butt,
tight, perfect and simple.
Now if only he'd get rid of
that little ass pimple.
************

I'm calling Hallmark and having a card made.; 4/11/08, 9:27 AM
L.P. said...: I'm surrounded by so much talent around here that it's enough to make a girl have multiple Os.

If hallmark won't take you, i know who will Moogi. ~Grin~; 4/11/08, 9:36 AM
ozymandiaz said...: can't top that

So, small yet so nimble,
And unfortunately quick.

That's beautiful man, that's art.; 4/11/08, 10:48 AM
L.P. said...: All You guys should put together a poetry book called "Profound Poems that Move You to Tears and Orgasms" - it would be an instant bestseller. I'm telling ya...; 4/11/08, 10:59 AM
Anonymous said...: stunningly sexy; 4/11/08, 11:38 AM
L.P. said...: Big wet kisses all over for you Master Sage. How's it hanging? Oh yeah.... Nice. ~wink~; 4/11/08, 11:44 AM
Anonymous said...: It is a canvas upon which one would be inspired to paint a Jackson Pollack, to splatter paint on it, to leave a permanaent and indelible mark, it is a landscape one would like to claim by burying a flag into its soft soil. Is this just a tease? Roll over a little further and change that curvature with your fingertips,, expose yourself as you are to me, and then i will consider the possibilities for you,; 4/12/08, 2:57 AM
L.P. said...: oooooh Paul... nice. I would SO love to roll around in the paint changing the landscape with an arch, a thrust and a sigh. And then I'd bring you into the picture... ~muuuwahhh~

ps - you didn't play with me on my meme assignment. ~pouting and looking up at you from beneath my eyelashes~; 4/12/08, 7:13 AM
Anonymous said...: Oh man...i love that sexy body... ;); 4/12/08, 11:21 PM
L.P. said...: mmmm... glad you like Dude! I've missed you! I see you've had your hands full lately. ~wink~; 4/13/08, 8:56 AM