A note for the lurker dudes looking for a good time... thanks guys... but really, I'm not going to respond to your emails.
It may come as shocking news, but I'm not desperate for a quick, anonymous fuck. So, I'm not going to send you my address so we can "hook up." Nor am I going to send you my photo. Enjoy the blog, but give up on the idea that I'm a callgirl, 'kay?
If I ever decide to play in RL with someone I've met online, I have a personal wishlist already drawn up from my male friends here and posted next to my bed. ~grin~
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Nice outfit, babydoll :D
*sipping coffee*
Gaddy-Wolf! How did it go last night? You kick trivia ass?
~leaning close to sip from your coffee~
wrinkling nose... what the heck do you have in that?
Whoa! IP-baby! Iz okay! They didn't know any better and now they do.
You wants to be friends with me, ya gotz to hang out here in public with me and my boyz 'n' girlz.
No harm, no foul. I just didn't want to email a response. I'm more than happy to email chat with those of you that i know - y'all know that. But an email out of the blue from someone i've never spoken to? I'z flirty, not a 'ho.
Now where can I point you so you can get your bloodlust quenched?
hmmm....
I suspect yo have no issues taking care of yourself. Anyone who can handle a whip like you...
anyhow
I eagerly await reading the story. Not often do I get to squeez the gerkin to a story I am in.
Hey, that is a zipper op the front, right?
Oh, girls DO have lists!
Am I on the list?
Do I rank or am I at the bottom in the "only if no one else is available and the lights aren't working" position? :P
I had to laugh at the thought of anyone thinking you're "desperate!"
Now, what do I have to do to start getting women to email ME asking for hookups??? Pictures maybe? Can I borrow some of your outfits?
I wish it was Bushmills *chuckle*
Never ceases to amaze me the number of men who think that their offer of a friendly fuck is really just a damn rare thing! I mean really... is it hard to find a hard man?
A naughty little Ridding hood lakota?
Well Teri, you know the saying, a hard man is good to find..
I mean a good man is hard to find.
heh heh... i never thought about all the propositions a blog like this would get!!
Yep, Ozy. And a hard man is easy to find. But not necessarily good. :)
I'm pleased to hear that I am in close proximity to your naked body while you dream sweet dreams at night - even if it's only on a piece of paper...
...that is... if my name is on there at all ;)
Hey, a guy can have his fantasies too, right?
Isn't that crappy when guys assume that we're cheap and slutty just because we like sex. I mean I want to be cheap and slutty on my own terms. And with DF.
So...if you were not a man lover would Naughty One make the list by the bed?! ;)
Lurkers, heh. Well they say you are not famous til you have a stalker. Am I on the list? I am learning to teleport and also working on my lucid dreaming and spirit travel,
Good Evening Lakota,
♫ Hey there little Red Riding Hood you sure are looking good, your everything a big bad wolf could want!
Whoa! Look at all the comments while I was tied up in meeting hell! Cool! Makes me feel all loved! {{damn - that's alot of exlamation points}}
I do pretty good taking care of myself… in all manners that can be interpreted.
I’m sure that’s bigger than a gerkin, Ozy… it certainly is in the story.
“Oh Mr. Big Bad, what a BIG …gerkin you have.” ~giggling~
Mike, hell YEAH we have lists! And I’m surprised you have to ask after I posted my boobs to entice you. ~eyeroll~
You’re… uhhh… {{quickly scratching you name out from the bottom and inserting you near the top}} almost at the top, indeed you are, sweetie.
~grin~ it was quite funny to me too, Strat. Of course I find all sorts of things humorous.
And PUULEEEAASSE – you have one of the fastest growing group of women lusting after you that I have evah seen… me included. Totally lusting. And you can borrow anything in the closet as long as I get to see the pics. I promise not to post them. Scouts honor.
~grin~ Right about now, I bet you do Gaddy-babe. Iz okay, I’ll settle for licking your lips.
I thought about that too Cat but decided to laugh about it instead of get annoyed that there are still men out there who think that a woman who celebrates and revels in sex must be a slut. Well, I can be slutty, but that’s totally beside the point.
Oh yes Jilly-girl and it’s going to be soooo X-rated it’ll bring a blush to your face.
I’ve heard that one before Ozy and I second Cat on the response. LOL!
Angel – “all” might be stretching it… a few is more accurate. I’m kinda hard to find unless you follow the trail. I set my blog to not fall inside google open searches so it would ensure no one lands here accidently. And honestly I think most of the peeps that pop by, whether they comment or not are just enjoying some sexy reads and visuals. Iz all good. Lord knows I love me some sexy reads and visuals.
~giggling~ that you are REH… right next to the bed. Sometimes on the bed if I’m scribbling on the paper. ~wink~ And yes, Mr. Morning and Night kisses (which I have been deprived of lately) you’re on the list.
You are so fucking adorable Naughty! {{quickly adding your name to the list}}
GingaPaul, honey – you are up there on the list in the top five. And don’t laugh at the shared lucid dreaming babe, I’ve done that before and had separate written account of the same dream. Too bad it was a girlfriend who shared the dream and there were no hot guys in it. ~pouting~
Evening Karl! Hope you’re doing well tonight. “..even bad wolves can be good”
~wink~
I am so tickled I aint anon!
and you answer my mails!
hehe
Who could resist Master Sage?
Honey, you have your own page in my little black book. ~wink~
I can't even imagine how much ridiculous email you must get from this blog. I'm sure they're all just spellbound from your witty use of verbage and that sly humor...
Why thank you!
Since I'm almost at the top, the delay of the beaver sled won't bother you. You'll be busy for just a little bit until I get there.
On second thought, put me one more slot down. I have a hard time getting the bits around the beavers front teeth.
Okay, I've borrowed one of your outfits, but I need some help. I can't reach these straps in the back. Could you come here and do it for me? A little closer. Closer . . . closer, please . . . boink! You are hereby tagged! The rules may be found aqui.
Oh, thank you VE - that is so sweet of you to say. So you don't think it's my ass that draws them, it's my wit. ~big happy grin!~
{{You guys out there stop giggling like school girls dammit.}}
Mike, I'll waste away waiting for you to get the beaver train up and running... can't you find some other wild canadian creature to pull your horndog sled?
Ohhhh.... let me help you Strat! {{Looking over my shoulder at everyone and waggling my eyebrows}}
mmmmm.... nice... i get to touch...
EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! You TAGGED me! Well, you boinked me too, so I'll forgive you... this once. ~wink~ I happen to have a book nearby and the sentences that match your specifications are simply too delish not to share! ~giggling~
(Glad I didn't read this at work or it would have been "The Idiots Guide to Writing PSAs.)
Okay, I'll quit e-mailing. ;)
now that's a damn shame, Evyl. I do so enjoy the photos that come with your emails. ~wink~
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