Oh, green eyed monsterThou hath overtaken me
Oh, such envy
To be that which I cannot be
Wrapped about with such snug fit
To that on which she doth sit
Those buxom curves
Such supple line
Proof positive of existence divine
Oh, such agony
To not hold tight
Those luscious buttocks all though the night
To be that of which none can be closer
To know her like no other could know her
With purpose of my fabric
To touch her ass
To know that sphincter
From which she does pass (gas)
Oh, cruel vicious destiny
Why dost thou deny me
To be this very simple thing
The woe of such I shall ever sing
Oh, Lakota
To be your underwear
To be that cupping you ass so fair
But alas, it is not to be
And I shall forever live in envy
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Sometimes, when I'm reading Ozy's poems I feel like a starstruck teenager, all full of the long sighs and fluttering eyelashes. Now I have a picture of him playing basketball that I can hang on the bedroom ceiling and moon over. ~grin~ Okay, not really - but I would... if I was still fifteen. AND I know I'm not alone. Everyone who is a member of the Ozymandiaz Fan Club please raise your hands. IP, I see your hand shaking like you wanna raise it. ~giggling~
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He's clearly the better poet and a master of the erotic kind, that's for sure. He has my utmost respect and envy, but I'd only join his fan club is he were a woman.
Disregard my "The Other Option" post.
Yes, I will also join the Ozy fan club gladly, as long as I can assert my utter heterosexuality at the same time. I thought you were a mythic creature but now I know you pass gas I see you as more fully human, real and hence even more amazing,
I loved that post IP. And you know my lust for bi-sexual men... sigh. Another hope dashed.
Why do you guys think joining his fan club brings your machismo into question? I bet the women don't think joining the Lakota Fan Club would bring their feminity into question. Sanity yes, femaleness no. ~grin~
pfft - i am therefore I fart and belch and sometimes in public just to be annoying to others, GingaPaul. For real. I love doing things that break preconceived notions and make people fall outside their boxes. It might be one of the reasons I'm still single. ~chuckle~
Someone needs to find this guy a job.
Seriously.
WAY too much time on his hands.
Creative Genius lives outside the time constraints and grubby toils of us mere humans Moooo-OO-gggg.
Besides, you saying my ass ain't worth the time spent in immortalizing it? hmmmmmm?
~slapping one ass cheek hard~
THIS ass is worth every word laid before its cheekiness. You betcha, Mr. Moog of the Novella Posts. ~wink~
Aw, cumon guys, I saw you all looking at my panties when I did the can can.
And Moooooog, I work for the government. Would you wrather I do my job? Haven't you ever heard the expression "be glad we don't get all the government we pay for"?
Believe you me, if I have learned one thing in my time here it is that the less these people are involved the better.
And Lakota
Oh Lakota
You sweet, sweet thing you
It's as if my ego and my id got together and wished you into existence. Yet even my imagination could not summon an ass so fine.
Bless you woman. May your orgasms by many and cosmic.
((hugs_))
Oh, the longing that comes with the unattainable. Nothing in the world compares to it.
Government employee.
Explains all the time he's got.
Nice to know my tax dollars are going towards poems about someone's ass.
Justified, or not.
I'm claiming this on my taxes.
Good Morning Lakota,
The man has a way with words, dosen't he.
Mooooog! What a grand Idea! I need to claim my ass as a tax deduction!
And not just "someone's" ass - MY ass. Think of as the Helen of Troy of Asses. The ass that launched a thousand...errrr... planks? ~heh~
Having done government work before let me second Ozy's comment. Sometimes what doesn't get done/happen is a blessing in government work.
Ozy - i love playing with your ego and rubbing it all over myself. Very gratifying. ~smooch~
Actually Cat, capturing the unattainable is a damn fine experience too. ~wink~
He really does, Karl. I take great delight in that so many extraordinarily talented and intelligent peeps come by to hang with me.
I like Ozzy. I just don't read that much poetry and verse.
I write some on rare occasion, but only for grrlz :o)
i don't count as a grrlz, Gaddy-wolf?
~bottom lip trembling~
i'm not special enough to rate one of your rare poems?
yeah, yeah... okay. I understand. really. iz okay. ~heavy sad sigh~
I gotta say, Ozy does have it goin' on! Put me down for fan club full membership.
Oh, that picture doesn't hurt either!
You're signed up Strat and I'll be in touch... personally... to fill you in on all the club bennies. ~wink~
That does seem to be a favorite photo ... I reposted from the old site. When is your next post going up? I'm getting cliffhanger anxiety.
Tomorrow (Friday) morning. It's taking a while to type up. It's kinda long . . .
Oh cool! I can wallow in Stratty goodness with my coffee. I may need to toss in a shot of Jack into the coffee. ~smooches~
"To know that sphincter
From which she does pass (gas)"
That is the sweetest,most romantic thing I have ever read *sniff, wipes tear*
I am definetly in ozzies fan club, what red blooded woman wouldnt be?, except I,m sort of selfish, I dont share my men.
I am allowed to flirt my ass of(excuse the referance) but any man that is with me isnt, unfair, but ,hey thats life.
And Lp, you do have a lovely ass, but I wont wax lyrical about it, as we are all aserting our heterosexuality here.
I don't have a prob with my guy flirting just so long as it's all in fun and he brings it on home only to me (unless we're doing a threesome - duh)
"Ass wax" ha! Funny, Clever Enigma!
That poem was sweet, wasn't it?
I loves me a guy that can appreciate a good fart and doesn't expect "ladylike" demure behavior - because face it - if a guy wants that, what the fuck is he doing hanging with ME?
I never was good at writing poetry. He obviously has a knack for it! Though how sexy is it really to have someone write about you passing gas?!
In Lakota World very very VERY sexy, Naughty! My mens must have sense of humor. It is mandatory.
Right guys?
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