Monday, April 14

Ozy's Eloquent Answer to What Kind of Animal is she?

I have before me a the enviable task
Choosing Lakota’s appropriate animal mask
Meadow voles, being ever so promiscuous
Would be a choice all too conspicuous
Snow Leopards, both beautiful and strong
Would be a choice not altogether wrong
Perhaps it would be a great white shark
Sleek lines and deadly on the mark
A mocking bird comes well to mind
Tenacious and tough as any to find
Then again I could choose the gazelle
Moving graceful and agile as hell
I could choose the black widow instead
Obvious enough for analogy unsaid
A snake is a choice I could go with even
You know the one from the Garden of Eden
To be truthful though, none comes to mind
That could match the beauty of her behind
That could encompass her sexy style
That comes close to attractive wiles
Some sort of chimera would be the only thing
That would have the attributes of which I sing
But one description is appropriately full
Simply put
Lakota is an animal

~sigh~ I love me some Ozymandiaz. Yup, I do.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

what a gifted one he is.

cathouse teri said...

I think you need to marry him.

L.P. said...

~Slapping my hand over Cat's mouth~
you did NOT just throw the horrid M-word at me! No way!

Sorry babes - i honestly truly do not believe in that bizarre and outdated institution called marriage. I'm all about living in sin.

And Ozy-hunk is already taken (natch). Got himself a fine, gorgeous woman. We'z just playground pals.

RikkiTikki - and so are you most incredibly gifted one. If somebody would bloody answer the remaining questions I could post the writing i did for your piece. I even tried nekkid bribery and it didn't work. What is the world cuming to?

cathouse teri said...

Oh I'm with ya. It's not that I have anything really against the institution of marriage, I'm just not interested in being institutionalized!

But yeah, the marrying comment was a joke... and always will be when I utter that word.

L.P. said...

you are too with your wicked haiku.