Wednesday, March 26

The "Educating Lakota" Poem

I just received a poem from an anonymous secret admirer... inspired by the last post.
YUM!!!! I feel like such a lucky princess right now.

The Education of Lakota
A Poem

Oh, Lakota, you naughty, naughty tot
‘Twas not good enough to be so hot
You had to go and be a bad little lass
So I’m afraid I must spank that fine little ass
But that, to be sure, will be far from enough
I’m afraid things may have to get rough
Not only will you bent over and bound
You will at some point be hung upside down
I will torture you with both water and wax
Poking and prodding from front and from back
I will not gag you as I want to hear you scream
Especially every time I make you cream
There will be times though your mouth will be used
Or, to be honest, it will be abused
Like every other hole within which I can fit
As I will go everywhere that I can get
I will have you tied to bedpost and to chair
I will bite your nipples and pull on your hair
I will chase you naked through the forest green
I will take you in a bathtub like you’ve never seen
I will lick every inch of your trembling skin
I will lick where all of your flavors begin
I will rub you with lotions and with oil
While you are bound prostrate or in coil
I will use toys both electric and not
Some will be frozen while others are hot
I may even employ some low voltage shock
So as to make that ass as hard as a rock
I will feel need to pain time and again
I will watch it ooze and drip on your skin
I will have you begging for each little drop
I will have you begging for me to never stop
And when, alas, your energy is spent
You’ve been bent every way you can be bent
And every fiber of your being has been satisfied
Having been spanked and tortured and tied
I will tuck away all warm in your bed
While dreams of the evening dance in you head

15 comments:

ozymandiaz said...

My heart, it flutters
What is this I say
Some waxing poetic nutters
Tries taking Lakota away?
That son of a bitch
tries applying my wares?!
I'll drag 'em thru a ditch
by the shortest of hairs
Oh, why give a wiz
This dude(?) has no class
He’s no Ozymandiaz
And he doesn’t have my ass

(I’m guessing this is a dude by certain references made… drippy dick indeed)

BTW your word verification spelled jizz
tee hee
tee hee

L.P. said...

LOL! Dueling poems! The pen truly is far mightier than the sword!

And just for the record -no one else has an ass as fine as yours Master Ozy.

Jizz? LMAO! I didn't even know I had word verification on!

Enigma said...

Is the pen mightier than the sword? I suspose it depends on whos weilding the sword.
I love ozzys poem, it cracked me up.
I had an ananomous poem sent to me a while ago, and i removed it...I may put it back up.

cathouse teri said...

and the title...

Sugarplums! ;)

L.P. said...

That would be awesome to repost Enigma!

Cat - funny wasn't it? I love hanging out with clever, clever men. I just bask in the warmth of their company. And pinch their butts if I can get away with it.

cathouse teri said...

I am a professional butt-pincher! Let's have a contest! ;)

L.P. said...

Gentlemen... present your butts.

~ROFLMAO!~

You are so delightfully funny Cat!

Anonymous said...

Woohoo, the plot thickens. Anonymous though, that might indicate a lack of confidence or a dark secret. Hmm, I think I'll back the Ozzy. You know a master is rarely content to share his spoils. I predict a conflagration. Excellent.

L.P. said...

LMAO!!! I can practically see your rubbing your palms together in glee, GingaPaul!!

Tshirt: En guarde! Pick your weapons. Slashing Sonnet or Jabbing Haiku.
~giggling~

ozymandiaz said...

That would be a sonnet for me as Haiku is way too short and I'm not used to working with something short.

L.P. said...

~laughing and tackling you for a hug~
Master Ozy, love that cum-back...

~chortling in a very unladylike manner~

(T) (H) (B) said...

Wow. Talented people reading your blog. You are talented too.

L.P. said...

Me talented? At causing trouble, absolutely. Beyond that is open to debate. ~wink~

Moooooog35 said...

Love,

Dad

L.P. said...

LOL! Loved your latest post Daddy-dear. Still want to leave your kiddies with me? ~smooches~