Saturday, March 22

All Male Butt Review

Don't run off guys... you may learn something. ~wink~
Plus there's something just for you at the end.
Yeah, yeah I see you jumping right on down there.

Talented butt has always appealed to me. And the tan lines are nice and defining....
Unselfconscious butt is just scrumptious... wet butt works for me too...
This is butt paradise~ I want to walk up behind him and just paddle that fine ass... and then lick it. Yum.
I love the way a man's ass looks when he's laying in my bed. One of my favorite pastimes is to give butt massages while just lazying around on a weekend.
I'm a total sucker for some roundness and definition in a man's ass. Even though this poor boy looks shy I want to bite that right cheek...
This is one fine ass. ~shudder~ The shower is a perfect place to get my butt jollies taken care of. Playing with all that wet, slippery flesh.... ~lusty sigh~
I lurvs me some butt that has a sense of humor too. I'd take these three on. Oh yeah.
A butt doesn't have to be buttnekkid for me to appreciate it's fine qualities either. This butt has me in full whimper.
But i can be turned off by what is covering the fine ass meat... this might be a pretty pretty piece of ass, but i can't see past those horrid underpants. blech.I like hairy butt too. Not as easy to lick due to the hairball problems but i'm an equal opportunity butt girl. No discrimination. Hairy butts are yummalicious too.Nice bitable gluteus maximus... makes my mouth water....Okay.... now this guy has more bubble in his butt than me! This is probably my least favorite butt. I'm not jealous. I swear.I want to sneak up on him and sink my teeth into that magnificent ass. This one has me fanning myself.This one has my personal stamp of perfection on it. This is one FINE man butt. I could play with that for hours... days... maybe even weeks.And then there is this one for the guys... who like a little sass with their ass, doncha? ~wink~

37 comments:

Enigma said...

I dunno LP, there all a bit gay for me.I apreciate the trouble you went through however.
Without getting the wrong idea, I prefer the last photo.
I have some shoe pics coming up soon.

Iron Pugilist said...

*looks in the mirror*

*shuts up*

L.P. said...

Limited resources Enigma. Of course I was just looking at the buttage and not the overall package or application. Shoes..... drool. And i love that last one too.

IP! I bet your ass is just fine. Never judge your own ass. That goes for guys and gals. Never. Ever. We are incapable of subjective self ASSessment. (yeah - clever me, hee.)
I was thinking specifically of you on the next to last photo... and yeah some of these asses were selected with certain projections in mind. ~lusty sigh~
If you ask nicely and bribe me properly, I may just let you know what other asses I mentally matched to my male bloggers.

Scarlett said...

Ok, I thought they were are pretty nice asses....except for the one with the hair all over him....Don't get me wrong...there is nothing wrong with a little hair on a guy...it;s normal, but good god I thought I was looking at an ape from the waist down! lol

Oh and agree on those horrid red and white striped man-panties....that genuinely might have been a great ass, but we will never know...I'm not fond of manties anyway...give me boxer/briefs or commando....or keep your pants on!

Sorry I've missed some of your posts...I've got to figure out how to do a blog roll so I can keep up with all my new and lovely blogging friends....and my older ones too...this whole going from blog to blog just to check who has posted is killing me annnnnnnnnnnnnnd I see that I tend to miss a lot of good stuff!

Scarlett said...

Yeah, I shouldn't say too much about hairy butts...my man has a somewhat hairy ass (probably nearly as hairy as the one in the pick, but he just has lighter hair so it doesn't appear as hairy as it is...lol) , but it's lovely...reminds me of the infamous "King David" statue...

Scarlett said...

Oh...and IF I ever figure out how to blog roll...I'll be sure to let you know...

L.P. said...

~grin~
now i have to look up the King David and visualize your honey's butt. ~giggling~ And thanks for the info if and when you get it. I could probably figure it out if I slowed down long enough to look it up - but so much to do, so little time...

L.P. said...

LMAO!!! Hell, woman! You're talking about "The David" (pronounced Dav-Id in snooty art circles) - i don't think i have ever heard it referred to as the King David. Infamous or otherwise.
Sad to say when I was in Rome I couldn't fit in seeing
The David
but I did see Mikey's Pieta, which was awe inspiring. What a fucking talent the man had... actually all of the Renaissance painters.

Scarlett said...

You are correct, that's the one I'm referring to, but it's early and my mind is still not functioning yet..I haven't had my daily coffee fix...lol It may not be called King David anywhere other than my sleep ridden mind...lol

ozymandiaz said...

Alright Lakota, only for you do I reveale my past indiscretions.
http://ozymandiaz1.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html
Go about half way down the page...

cathouse teri said...

*Teri fainted*

cathouse teri said...

It's okay. The David eventually became King David. :)

Yeah, totally nothing wrong with a hairy ass. My man has that David ass, too. And those David HANDS!

*Teri fainted again*

L.P. said...

While you faint away Cat, I think I'll join you because that yummalicious photo of Master Ozy has me lightheaded with lust and longing.
I want that ass to play with.
Master Ozy, I owe you for that link. Let me know what, when and where you would like to collect. ~waggling eyebrows~
sigh....

ozymandiaz said...

Well, it may not be as bootyliscious as some of those twinkie riders that were pictured here but I hear tail... I mean tell that it is quite OK.

L.P. said...

I would take yours over ANY of the ones pictured without even a second of hesitation Master Ozy.

Anonymous said...

I second Enigma, many of them look like they would be more interested in me than you, but I'm sure glad I took the time to scroll all the way down to the last one, yummy,

L.P. said...

~giggling~
I have no doubt your ass is worthy of the adoration of both myself and the boys pictured.

Cat, they'z lookin at the whole package not just the cheekiness of each photo and every one was pulled from a gay site so they're right, however - there aren't a whole lot of sites out there for women to see hetero eyecandy. Iz why i love me Master Sage's weekly flashing and the picture of Master Ozy. Yum. Yum. Yum. And YUM!

Enigma said...

I checked out ozzy!!!!! Yum, yum, Yum.Ozzy ,you are one hell of a sexy well built guy, and your pic is the best.and why your single totally baffles me....except I can imagine you need an exceptioanl woman.

cathouse teri said...

Nah... it's not that they look or act gay... it's just that hetero guys are not likely to pose for someone who wants to take pics of their asses! :)

I've known many, many, many, many (how many is that many) men with nice asses just like those in the pics, but wouldn't be caught dead letting you take pics like that!

I mean even Ozy is hesitant to share! Speaking of which, that link doesn't work for me.... grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

L.P. said...

I'm all sorts of magnanimous aren't I, Naughty? Okay - I totally scored with that shot of Master Ozy's ASSet.

E-sista, isn't that just about the finest picture? ~big lusty sigh~
I think we all owe him big for providing that link. In fact I may write an ode to his ass. Yeah... that sounds like just the thing.

Exactly Cat...hmmmm... i need to come up with a nickname for you. I have nicknames for almost everyone else... ~putting on my thinking cap~

And I am SO sorry that link doesn't work for you - you iz missing out.

(heh - mine! all mine!!!!)

Mike said...

I thought my butt was hairy till I saw MR. HAIR.

Nice.

Enigma said...

An ode to ozzys ass, you could call it The Big O, Ode" LOL, Seriously i love it when bloggers post real pics of them selves, It makes the communication seem more real for me.
And being a phychic and all that, i am pretty good at picking who is who. I guessed scorpies chest, and I have a pretty good idea which pics are you LP.
I have some pretty nice ex photos, I could publish headless for womans viewing pleasure.

Iron Pugilist said...

Each cheek of mine has a dimple.

L.P. said...

~grin~
Since you're experiencing a level of comfort, will we have the pleasure of buttshots of you, Mike?
~fluttering eyelashes and pleading~

Heh! Shhhhh...you'll spoil my game if you give away which are the for real shots, Enigma. Headless Ex shots are always good in my book. ~wink~

IP, you TEASE!!! I LOVE butt dimples. My tongue adores playing with them.

Enigma said...

0ko-key Mums the word.

L.P. said...

you da bestest. now that you're feeling better i'll have to start chasing you again. ~wink~

L.P. said...

heh. i keep going back to look at Ozy butt and droooooolllllll.
Hmmmm... i think i need to start a "what I want for my birthday this year list..." starting with a bite of THAT.

Enigma said...

No probs...and I realised last night, if people are very clever(or can be bothered, that is) I have likns to my other blog, and website..and name and all that buried on my front page.

Well June is coming around soon, so i,d get the birthday wishes organised.

Jill said...

I think the bubbly butt might be thw propretie of one of the guy I went to school with! He had the bubbliest I ever seen...
Thank!
Lakota, should we tried to convince IP to put up a picture of his ass so that we could just him!
And I do like my butt in a pair of jean!
Is Ozy showing his ass??? Need to go see that!!

L.P. said...

ah-HA!
sleuth Lakota returns today! New leads.... love it.
Thanks E-sista.

Master Ozy's ass is well worth the gander Jilly-girl. I've turned it into my own personal eye-candy. ~lusty sigh~

And yeah - after seeing the picture of IP on his site, I would LOVE to see a butt shot of him and those dimples. Talk about fantasy worthy. ~licking lips~

Enigma said...

i reckon that ozzy and the other guy(creepy0 found you on the whinging site, the one you deleted....this is bugging me , you can tell.i rrewgard myself as a super psy, my partner sometimes calls me secret squirrel, and its bugging me that i didnt find it.
I really dont think you will find the info on my site, its buried pretty deep.haha.
in the early days i had both my websites, work and pictures up, then i deleted them....so the early bloggers pretty much know all about me.

Enigma said...

Ps disregard the terrible spelling, i,m not wearing my glasses.

L.P. said...

The one you're looking for - the bolt hole - is still live but probably not for long.
i love a challenge... i can spend hours sleuthing through info.

Enigma said...

Righto, gauntlet thrown, challenge accepted.will find LPs other blot hole.

Jill said...

I was not able to have Ozy's link!
And it seems that IP is a total package! An Aussie woman is going to be lucky!

L.P. said...

E-sista, it became easier than you'd think this weekend. ~wince~

Jilly, i'm so sorry - you missed out. Master Ozy's ass is FINE.

IP is simply yum. Don't know why he's self conscious. Completely lickable and bitable. mmmm-hmmmm.

Enigma said...

maybe it was the full moon, but this week sucked...and blogworld and the people who inhabit are often 'not what they seem' which has left me, I must say, somewhat cynical . Its that dammed stupid trusting naivette of mine.