L.P. Wilde (Formerly Princess... Formerly Naughty...Currently Wild): Emergency Inspiration

Sunday, March 30

Emergency Inspiration

For you Master Ozy... you cannot, nay - not ever, toss aside the pen.

Who else would write odes to my ass, I ask you?

Without you my ass can never live up to its fullest potential.

Without you, it is just another bit of cheeky ass.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...: cheeky? yes. without a partner just another bit... nah

pretty and special

you choose your pics well

thanks

old man in chicago; 3/30/08, 1:24 PM
L.P. said...: ~taking a stage bow~
you'll make me blush OldManChicago.
btw, your city is one of my favorites. ~smooches~; 3/30/08, 1:47 PM
Naughty Girl said...: If Master Ozy can turn a regular cheeky ass into that...well I need introduce him to my bottom!

Love the panties. They are super sexy!; 3/30/08, 1:50 PM
Anonymous said...: well Ms L it is that. Just got in from a bike ride to the lake. Overcast, misty and cold here but I can throw on a jacket, fire up the ipod and ride through the rain in this very livable city. come visit again!

old man in chicago; 3/30/08, 1:51 PM
L.P. said...: LOL! Thank you kindly Naughty! Weren't those the cutest undies?
I had a pair of black ones with red lace as well.

Too cold for me to live up there OMC, but definitely a great city to play in. So much to see and do.
Some great concerts up in Illinois in the summer too from what I hear but I swear, everytime I end up going up there it's in the winter.

What do you listen to on the Ipod?; 3/30/08, 1:59 PM
Anonymous said...: all sorts of stuff on my little pod, aka "buddy", my little itty bitty shuffle. today we started with violent femmes, then an old song by the skeletons called outta my way, then some smashmouth, Amy Winehouse, DMX, GNR doin' Sweet Child of Mine, Bo Diddley singin' Who Do You Love?, and a long list of others. Meanwhile I read some of gadfly's dopamine dreams of you on which you collaborated. Nicely done. Short attention span me... I go with a finger and a thumb.

take care

old man in chicago; 3/30/08, 2:52 PM
L.P. said...: mmmm.... not much of a guns and roses fan (ducking the fruit being tossed by readers) but love me some Smashmouth and violent femmes, OMC. And I like Bo Diddley alot and not just because i got to hang with him for an evening many, many moons ago. I don't think i said a word to him, just sat there in his booth in the nightclub with my jaw resting on the table.

Gaddy has some very - ummmm - inspirational writings. They inspire me all the time. ~grin~; 3/30/08, 3:37 PM
Anonymous said...: never paid too much attention to GNR and Sweet Child of Mine is their only song on buddy. courtesy of one of the kids the guitar riffs in that song fit well with some portions of my rides.
Many moons have passed since you and Bo hung out? I'm sure he was happy to have your pretty face gracing his table.
My reading seems to indicate that you might like to have your cheeky ass spanked eh?
OMC; 3/30/08, 4:27 PM
L.P. said...: Your reading should have also revealed that I like to spank as well. ~wink~
Diversity is the spice of life.

Yes, long, long time ago. He was interviewing a friend for position of backup singer. I was just a tagalong. That was back when I was still shy. No, really. And to peeps like Bo and James and some of the others i've met or worked with - pretty girls are a dime a dozen for realzie.

Music/art world is a very VERY small place sometimes.

(Right Strat?)
~wink~; 3/30/08, 4:45 PM
Kittie Kate said...: Nice panties!
You have a very lovely shape!; 3/30/08, 4:50 PM
L.P. said...: welcome back kitten. Thank you. The better to be played with and have odes written to it.

I'm gonna have one sorry ass if Master Ozy decides it is no longer worship worthy. ~sad sigh~
I may have to cover it up in black panties only and never show my ass again. :(; 3/30/08, 5:00 PM
Anonymous said...: See, everytime I come here I think, I know how smart you are from your comments and I will talk to you like a brother or a close friend and then I see your pictures and all good intentions collapse,; 3/30/08, 6:07 PM
L.P. said...: LOL!!!
Maddening isn't it GingaPaul? Now you begin to understand why men (and women) who are around me for awhile never are sure whether they want to hug and kiss me or strangle the crap out of me.

Okay, option three- get the hell out of the same room as quickly as possible. ~wink~

btw - i love the Dadaist period. max ernst is one of my heroes and so is ManRay.; 3/30/08, 6:14 PM
Anonymous said...: ahh the blogosphere, strat has an interesting and funny blog doesn't he? A&M... the readers are clamoring for more action, I have a feeling it will happen. You do have a pretty spectacular tush there missy, and legs to match? no doubt. You're not trolling Ashley Mad are you? I'd think this gig plus whatever all else you do keeps you plenty busy. And not to worry... your ass will have fans if not worshippers for a long time.
old man in chicago; 3/30/08, 6:25 PM
L.P. said...: I've not been to the A&M site, OMC - my exposure is just what Strat has mentioned. It sounds like it may be for married people looking for affairs? And Strat is an exceptional story teller.

I'm a single peep looking to stay single for-damn-ever and using my playground to entertain myself and my friends with my over the top antics.

I'm just lucky as hell some very smart, hot, and creative guys (and gals) like hanging out with me. I'm beginning to suspect they like my brains first and my ass second... but i'm not sure, so I'll keep flashing my ass. ~chuckle~; 3/30/08, 6:35 PM
Riff Dog said...: Ah, tis both your brains and your pictures we all love! That is a spectacular shot, as are all your pictures!

Aw shucks, thank you for the compliments about my blog. It's been kind of like therapy in a way. And don't; worry, "action" is indeed finally on the horizon.

And you're right, the music world is indeed small. But also big in many ways.; 3/30/08, 8:15 PM
L.P. said...: ass man? ~grin~ ah no, foot man, right? (ducking)

Is true though, enjoying your writing very much and look forward to each segment.

I'm glad that I'm out of that industry and now only deal with the ocassional minor celeb. Helps living in bodunk and not Hotlanta never-more.; 3/30/08, 8:35 PM
ozymandiaz said...: creative
juices
flowing
greatest ode ever
cummmmming......; 3/30/08, 11:19 PM
ozymandiaz said...: and if the marvelouse picture were not enough (and please understand that it is) the throngs of irate lakotatians assaulting my person for causing you to cover that beautiful work of art would.; 3/30/08, 11:23 PM
L.P. said...: ok. that made me hot, Ozy.
~fanning self~
rapidly.; 3/31/08, 4:47 AM
Anonymous said...: Honestly, I just came back to read the comments and make sure you were okay. But then bang, that fundamental line, the arc of nature the curve of the hips and gentle descent into the eternal mystery, it is gorgeous, almost spiritually beautiful,; 3/31/08, 5:10 AM
L.P. said...: ~smile~
why thank you GingaPaul, I'll take that as an ass tribute and tuck it away in my treasure box. ~wink~; 3/31/08, 5:21 AM
Gadfly said...: *HARD BITE!!*

Oh damn! So sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Here, let me rub that out. It won't hurt for long.

It didn't break the skin

*looking*

Hardly...

I'll get some neosporin and a bandaid

And buy you a really expensive dinner

And some flowers ... and maybe we'll go by the jewelry store ..

It won't leave a scar, I promise.

Uhmm... I suppose that "I really like your cute round ass" sort'a goes without saying?

;-)

(but read all that as a poem written in Sumerian as a romantic ode to your ass. It flows and rhymes perfectly, I promise ;-); 3/31/08, 8:06 AM
L.P. said...: aww, Baby, i'm all about creative forms of expression, you know that. ~heh~

Now if you had written that in latin - i would be putty in your hands to do with whatever you wanted. I'm a sucker for latin.

literally.

do i get the next bite?; 3/31/08, 8:14 AM
Karl said...: Bonus Oriens Lakota,

Quis a pulchre sculpted derriere , is vires vultus melior per meus manus manus procer in is.; 3/31/08, 10:33 AM
L.P. said...: Bonus meridianus Karl, and I'm all about the hands-on experience. ~wiggling butt~
Thanks, I'll tuck that one away in the "i'm a puddle of girly-goo" corner of the treasure box.; 3/31/08, 10:44 AM
Gadfly said...: Our gangs motto back in the day was

flecti non frangi

To be bent
Not to be broken

'cuz we were and remain, pretty bent *wink*; 3/31/08, 11:04 AM
L.P. said...: LMAO!!
And i lurvs you bent, don't ever change, Gaddy-wolf.; 3/31/08, 11:13 AM
Anonymous said...: I took four years of Latin in high school and I truly had a talented teacher: no one else could have turned me off so thoroughly from such a wonderful language. Consequently, sadly, I have forgotten everything.

So, no Latin. But how about Latin's little sister?

sono cosi' scemo che solo quando mi nascondo cosi' posso dire qualcosa un po' caldo, un po' sporco: voglio mettere le mie labbra su i tuoi . . . ahhh.; 4/1/08, 7:30 PM
L.P. said...: mmmm-hmmmm.... Peter, I so admire a man who comes up with creative solutions.

Nicely done and that evokes a definite squirm in my chair. ~licking lips then blowing you a kiss~; 4/1/08, 8:34 PM
Anonymous said...: Id love to bite that

among other things.......; 4/4/08, 8:57 PM
L.P. said...: What a wonderful coincidence! I love having my ass bitten. Just hard enough so the next few days there is still a slight bruise so the memory of the loving lives on strong. ~wink~; 4/4/08, 9:02 PM