Thursday, March 27

Survey Says - part 2

The next tie selection in the survey was:
"One evening would never be enough to do everything I want." (33%)
I loved that some of you felt that way.
Especially since one night wouldn't be enough to do everything I wanted either.

I'll save the list of all the naughty things I would like to do you all of you for the next survey "tie" post. ~wicked grin~

Anyone want to confess what they would do if they had me for as long as they wanted, totally willing of course to do anything your wicked heart desired?

Who feels daring enough to spill? You can post anonymously or with a creative nickname, if you don't want anyone to know exactly how wicked you can be. This goes for the girls as well as the boys, you know. And yes, I am encouraging you to be as bad as you wanna be and confess.
Confession: it's good for.... something...
oh yeah... my entertainment. ~wink~

36 comments:

cathouse teri said...

I had chosen to read you Latin and put things in your mouth. Any of the guys here want to volunteer some things I can put in her mouth?

ozymandiaz said...

Many a fantasy do I ponder
many the lascevious thought
paths of depravity do I wander
where the sinister is wrought
but they, my dear, are but wisps
the smoke of distant fires
the truth it is to know your lips
to find the key to YOUR desires
In fantasy we fuck the world
one at a time or in flocks
for real I need not but one girl
for snuggles and romantic walks
what would I do with more than a day?
when a lifetime's not be sufficient
I would be a friend
a lover
in every way
so every breath is a compliment

Moooooog35 said...

I'd take my wife out to the movies.

You mean you're watching my kids, right?

Just leave them some kibble and water, and you can do whatever you want, too.

Gadfly said...

Oh, I wouldn't want to give anybody the impression that I was in any way sexually ... you know ... deviant, or anything.

L.P. said...

Cat, ask Wombie... Latin makes me melt. TRuly. And I would love to have you grabbing the boys and "applying them"

Okay. That seals it. I'm going Ozy hunting. I want him and I will have him. Mine. That fine ass is destined to have my names tattooed on it. ~whipping out graph paper to begin building the better Ozy trap~

Welcome Moog and I love playing with other peoples' kids! Really! They aren't quite the same children when I return them but that's half the fun! Molding wee minds... ~evil chuckle~ ... kids will believe ANYTHING. So when do I get to "watch" them? hmmmm?

L.P. said...

Errr. Gaddy, baby... honey... one look and they know it already. ~eyeroll~

Now step a little closer and bend over so I can cop a feel...

Karl said...

Good Morning Lakota,

A few hard points, some rope and a Wartenburg wheel come to mind.

L.P. said...

Morning to you Karl and welcome to my playground.

Master Sage had one of those wheels posted on his blog a week or so ago. I should probably mention I have very sensative skin... very, very, VERY sensative and responsive skin. ~wink~
Will you be sporting one of those "hard" points?

Riff Dog said...

Hold hands. If I'm feeling daring, maybe kiss you on the cheek. Ooooh, I'm blushing now!

I mean . . . we've just met, right? I wouldn't want you to get the right . . . er, I mean wrong . . . idea about me!

Karl said...

The more sensitive the skin, the more intense the effect.

R.E.H. said...

Dammit! I can't keep up when blogs don't update in the Reader... and so I missed out on the poll.

Well, in case you want to know - I think I'd go for the "anything your wicked heart desires" part!

L.P. said...

Strat, you are delightfully funny.
Let me get a kleenex to wipe some of that spicy sarcasm off... i happen to adore sarcasm by the way. Irreverant humor is my fave.
~presenting ass cheek for you to buss~ :P

Don't I know it, Karl! It can be somewhat embarrassing at times though to have very responsive skin.
"Lakota, why are your nipples hard?"
"That guy across the room blew in that woman's ear"
~eyeroll at myself~

Then that makes that the winner! You're the tie-breaker REH! For that I'll put you first in my post related to what exactly my heart desires. Heh. And here I thought you didn't love me anymore, when you stopped coming by. ~little pout~

Anonymous said...

In the morning breakfast at a tiny cafe by the Seine, shopping for dresses and shoes, lunch at the Maribelle, get your portrait painted in the afternoon, dinner at the Ritz, dancing, cocktails on the balcony overlooking the lights Paris, in the morning we could go to Rio for Mardi Gras, or to Tokyo, the cherry blossoms are in bloom, or we could just sit here by the fire playing footsies and i will turn to you and say, one day i would like a child,

Mike said...

Lakota, you and I would discover the elusive "fourth" hole that I've heard women have ;)

L.P. said...

mmmmm... now that sounds lovely GingaPaul. In gratitude for the wonderful date, I'll even go shopping with you and help you pick it out. You looking for a boy or a girl? I hear they come in all sizes and styles. Pretty neat.

Mike - i find that utterly fascinating since i've never heard of this mysterious fourth hole before. I can sorta make one by mushing my breasts together...
I would lurv to go mystery solving with you. ~wink~

Enigma said...

i think i,m in love with ozzy and paul after that ....If you could take a bit of all the guys here and combine them...it would be explosive.We did that one day, got all our spare explosivescombined them and made what we called a 'mongrel bomb "out of it, boy did it go off.
And i think you should hunt Ozzy down.

Gadfly said...

*wondering if I slid a lubed "pony tail" buttplug" into Lakota's tidy little bottom if I could get away before she cut me ;-)*

*hiding*


Damn... I hate it when I'm too tired too sleep ;-)

Enigma said...

My Fantasies are only enacted out in RL.LOL
great picture BTW.

Anonymous said...

Well, I figure if its good enough Branglina, it's good enough for us. By the way, they're coming over for dinner.

L.P. said...

That's a lovely idea E-sista! If we took all the guys here and melted them together we would have the ultimate man. Though I must confess I like them all individually as well... it's the variety of personalities that keeps things spiced. And I'm a little in love with most of these guys too. Sigh. But don't tell them I said that. It might go to their heads.

Hmmmm.... Getting a little cocky there aren't we Gaddy-love. Tell you what baby, you wear one first for an entire day for me, then we'll discuss my wearing one for you. Deal? Get some sleep already!

Enigma, that's cause you have a play pretty in RL. I don't right now. But whenever I get over my "no RL relationships vow" I'll be finding someone who enjoys playing. No more of this talk the talk but not walking the walk crap.
Them, not me. ~eyeroll~

Awww Paul! Melded people make me crazy. Especially those two. It's like talking to dumb and dumber.
What can I trade you to agree no celebs for dinner?

Enigma said...

Ah my pretty prinsess, things are not always as they seem.....

L.P. said...

'Splain please?

Gadfly said...

Oh, I only take mine out to poop. that's why I only wear these leather chaps.

*showing butt and pretty pony tail*


*dry heave*

OK, sorry.

Sometimes I even freak myself out.

L.P. said...

Okay - that calls for a full spell out: Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Damn Ass OFF!!!!!!!!

Gaddy, honey... I love you.
Ummm - no, not "love" love - don't run off! I mean "love" Lurv, which is totally acceptable. ~grin~
I am so drawing a cartoon of that...

ozymandiaz said...

suddenly the bull whip up the ass makes some kind of sense to me. I don't know if you recall many years ago there was a public outcry concerning public funds supporting the arts (this was before the elephant poo on Madona, mother of christ incident). Seems there was an art show, photography it was, and in this show was an image of a man with the butt of a whip soved up his keister. Many people were disturbed, especially being the show was funded by public monies. I was a much younger and much more nieve lad at the time so I didn't get it. I still don't know if thats art or not (eye of the beholder thing i guess) but after reading Gaddy's comment it suddenly brought the image into context.
He was a pony...

ozymandiaz said...

(to self) thats spelled naive, numbnuts

Gadfly said...

LOL

Glad to give you a chuckle, babes

Enigma said...

I,ll explain further one day.

L.P. said...

~sigh~
another mystery to plague my mind E-sistah. You evil woman you. ~grin~

Enigma said...

this is not so much a mystery,just some highly personal, personal stuff.

Anonymous said...

Melding?

(T) (H) (B) said...

My confessions are nothing compared to yours..

L.P. said...

oh, gottcha E-sistah.

GingaPaul: Branglina = Brad and Angelina = melded persona = ick.

Welcome to the playground Horny Bitch, and i'm trying to think what confession might have raised your eyebrows. Heck, I'm still in the "keeping it not so shocking" phase of this blog. ~wink~

L.P. said...

LOL! if you read it with a drawl... it'll work just fine for me.
I'm about to post a pic just for you Massa Sage... something to hold y'all over while i finish writing up my wicked list of exactly what i would like to do to each of my regular blog readers.
mmmm-hmmmmm.

In some cases... oh, nevermind - i can't spoil the surprise...

Anonymous said...

O il mio Lakota caro, c'è così molte cose che farei a lei. Ma la lascerei sceglie la prima cosa di fare. La mia mente vacilla semplicemente al pensiero di ciò che potrei fare se lei era disposto a fare tutto. Ho deciso di mettere questo nel latino così lei sarebbe felice.

L.P. said...

Dragon, I'm a puddle at your feet.
It's been so long since anyone has whispered sweet latin in my ear.
hmmmm... what kind of things, i wonder...