Tuesday, March 25

Survey Says...

Results of the survey from this past weekend "How you would spend an evening with Lakota" resulted in a three way tie. And no one clocked in at my being too high maintenance. Awwwww. You guys. You know you secretly wanted to select that one. LOL!

First high score answer:
Forget romance; tie her up and show her what happens to girls who tease too much.
(33%)
Hmmmm... so what DOES happen to girls who tease too much?
Do they get their "just desserts"?
~that would be so fucking cool... as in cool whipped~

Do they.... get spanked?
~oh no, no, No! Please...please....more, More, MORE!~

Do they get... ravished?
~aw damn.... now I have that pirating poem in my head again... damn you Ozy.~
Hey guys - one wench waiting to be ravished, right here, right now.
Or I can put on the eyepatch and do the ravishing....
Oh wait... damn...
I'm supposed to be finding out what happened to girls who tease too much. Shoot.

So tell me... how would you go about "teaching me a lesson"?
Hmmmmm?
~licking lips~

13 comments:

Gadfly said...

Uhmm...I'm afraid I might ruin the curve ;-)

L.P. said...

~sigh~
well, leaving me tied up and doing NOTHING to me would certainly teach me a lesson, Gaddy. ~pouting~

Paul Squires said...

Hmm, I get the feeling that there isn't too much you don't know already so teaching you a lesson might be difficult. Probably the best way to punish you would be to make you keep all your clothes on and sit still for ten minutes.

L.P. said...

Oh Paul! That is just CRUEL!!
And I'll have you know I have actually managed to sit still for fifteen minutes... once. I was timed. It was hell.

L.P. said...

Ps - go back one post to comments - Enigma and I used your name in vain in the comments. It was a good vanity use.

ozymandiaz said...

I am penning you a poem as to what education you should recieve
It may take a little while
For
As Pauldude put so well
I will have to dive DEEP to find the depths of your wilds

L.P. said...

~happy sigh~
Another Ozy poem... another jewel for my crown.
And you can dive as deep as you need/want to... I have no doubt I will thoroughly enjoy your... explorations. ~smooch~

Gadfly said...

Tying you up naked and then sending in a dozen circus clowns playing accordions might make an impression -- but I'm not sure I could afford all the therapy bills *chuckle*

L.P. said...

GADDY!
Geez - someone woke up feeling particularly EVIL this morning.
~hmmph~
no ear nibbling for you today.

Clowns are fucking scary.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking...how about asking you to come meet my parents and have you act like a sweet little innocent schoolgirl for two hours? :D

...truth is, I'd probably can't wait to tear your clothes off (and mine)!

L.P. said...

~horrifed look~
damn, Dude.
you guys are like really into the mean and evil punishment stuff.
this is almost scary enough to make me behave.

i said almost.

Riff Dog said...

I'd spank you with my violin.

L.P. said...

as long as you play me until i sing afterwards... you can spank me with anything you'd like Strat. ~grinning~