Thursday, July 17

Gah!

I'll be catching up to all your comments as soon as i can. I'm back into the hellish 24/7 schedule with work which doesn't allow for much in the way of blogging time. Hoping to catchup with y'all sometime tonight or worse case tomorrow, kay?

Meanwhile - this is me at work.

And I got THIS yesterday in an email. Cracked me all the hell up.
Clever. Mmmmm...
Zes-tay.
~giggling~

Alliterative A-Z of Thinking About You:
Absolutely Awesome Anal
Bountiful Badass Bondage
Copiously Creamy Cunt
Deeply Delving Dick
Exquisitely Erotic Ejaculation
Frequent Fantastic Fucking
Glorious Genital Groping
Heavenly Hot Humping
Incredibly Insatiable Insertions
Jouncing Juicy Jugs
Killer Karmic Kisses
Lusty Labia Licking
Magnificent Mutual Masturbation
Nightly Naked Naughtiness
Outstanding Oral Orgasms
Powerfully Penetrating Penis
Quaking Quivering Quim
Really Raunchy Reaming
Slutty Seductive Sucking
Tightened Trembling Testicles
Uncensored Uninhibited Undulating
Vigorously Vibrated Vagina
Wildly Wanton Wetness
X X X-rated
Yummy Youthful Yielding
Zippy Zealous Zest

23 comments:

Ed & Jeanne said...

You need a job like mine where you don't have to actually work at all and they still pay you because they don't know what you do or how much work it is to do it!

Anonymous said...

I am dying laughing at the 'at work' icon. That's priceless.

And pretty creative with the 'sexy' alliteration too. Thanks for sharing.

(I'm imagining you with 'C', 'H', 'L,N,O', 'R' then 'S' (but NOT in that order), and a whole lot of 'U,V,W'.

Hell just put me down for experiencing the whole alphabet with you, YUM!)

Anonymous said...

don't work too hard now.
BD

ozymandiaz said...

THe "Q"s were awesome
that would have stumped me
As for work, if that is all the buggers on my plate right now I would be ever so pleased.
At this point I look at life as a fractal. No mater how far you move in or out I am dealing with and almost Lewis Carol like idiocy (all in thru the looking glass and such).
And yes the struggle stretches to and beyond the internal. I so not seprate myself from the ludicrosity of this world as I am, if not the dreamer of all, at least part.

Gadfly said...

I could go in for some lusty labia licking about now ...

James said...

Y'know, I still hang out with you on occasion, just as more of a now-blogless lurker >:(

Anonymous said...

Take your time Lakota, no need to hurry... I'll just be down in the post below hanging out and starin ;)

Moooooog35 said...

I got the SAME email yesterday.

My mother really needs to seek professional help.

blue said...

you need an aspirin for all that head banging? lol...tgif right? have a good weekend!

Raspootin said...

All work and no play makes for a gloomy la ko ta :)

or something like that. I forgot how the saying goes.

Anonymous said...

maybe licking lakota longtime?

have a great weekend sexy one!

Nit Wit said...

I'm speechless.
I think I'm going through a period where I'm Illiterate instead of Alliterate.
I didn't know I was being photographed at work though.

billy pilgrim said...

all work and no play makes lakota a .....

nitebyrd said...

Don't stress, hun. We'll all still be here. Take your time, relax, stop banging your head. Get someone to bang you instead!

Big Pissy said...

I totally agree with nitebyrd! ;-)

Josh said...

OHHH!

All those men in white sheets that were marching down my main street were just proponents of Killer Karmic Kisses! That's a relief. Hell, maybe next time I'll march with them!

L.P. said...

that would work if i wasn't such a workoholic VE. I seem to create this nightmare workloads for myself, by never turning down work.

It was quite clever wasn't it Rob?
My alphabet is your alpha-play. bring it baby.

Thanks BD. I iz missing you, lawdy how i'm missing you. ~soft sigh~

I very much feel my Alice at times Ozy-love. I seem to have a penchant for falling down rabbit holes.

L.P. said...

ooooh, i could go for you going for that as well Gaddy. I happen to have one right here you might enjoy.

JAMES!!!! well delurk more sweetie. i miss you. i miss reading about your climbing adventures too. i was just mentioning you the other day to someone, in the same breathe as my lost and beloved Wombie and Indy. ~sigh~

I need to see if you have any more yummy stories for me SP. I'll post something new to make you drool later this week. promise.

All in the family Moogi, all in the family. ~ducking~

thanks Blue. It was exhausting but productive.

L.P. said...

Ain't that the truth Raspy. I'm feeling kinda lonely and blue tonight. ~sigh~ Way over due for a feisty bloghop session.

I hope yours was a vigorously vicarious vacation Massa Sage. xxx

You a head banger too Mr. Wit. I thought the cartoon was funny because i really do that - bang my head on my desk when frustrated.

Waiting and holding my breathe for you to finish that sentence Cabana Boy. Turning slightly blue aorund the edges even.

It was quite the feat wasn't it Woozala? And not my doing - was sent as a gift. I do so love it when I get poems and prose written about or for me. I'm such a diva.

Brilliant suggestion Nite-darling. and i know EXACTLY who i would lurv to have banging me right now. mmmm-hmmm.

Unfortunately my dang work schedule and writing schedule seems to interfer with having a life Pissy. :(

Ewwwwww Josh! That's just all kinds of wrong!

Another Suburban Mom said...

You need a government job, although most of your blogs won't make it through the filter.

I am stealing the alliteration to share with hubman.

Great blog BTW.

L.P. said...

it was brilliant wasn't it S-mom? As for the government job - been there, done that, and no way am i ever going back! Besides - one of the most horrific images i've ever seen was on a porn site one of my co-workers pulled up at work and thought it would be funny to show me. To this day i haven't been able to erase that image from my mind. I'm pretty damn sure the girl had to be dead. Your government dollars at work.

MrFancyPants said...

I might at that, L. Or is it LA? ;)

L.P. said...

So it took me like five minutes, James, to figure that one out but in my defense I haven't had any coffee yet. I heard you thought we were the same person and I gotta tell you that is SO funny. I didn't really believe it.

I wish i wrote that good.
sigh.
but ya know - i do miss you and your blog. ~mmuwahh~

{{shaking head and giggling}}