Tuesday, July 22

I Hatez Them

sonofabitch cellphone providers that manufacture forshit equipment then laugh at you when it breaks less than two months after you buy it. i hatez them. i'm so mad i'm shoving their fucking contract up their slimey asses and paying more to take my account elsewhere... where i will no doubt have to bend over and take it up mine again in a few months. i hatez them all.

13 comments:

villageidiot said...

they all suck. agreed.

ozymandiaz said...

love those contracts
they are by no means obligated to provide service but if you don't pay they fuck your credit.

ozymandiaz said...

love those contracts
they are by no means obligated to provide service but if you don't pay they fuck your credit.

Paddy in BA (Quickroute) said...

I'm not a heavy cell phone user so I've been Pay as you go for a few years now. No contract and unlocked phone means when I travel I just buy a sim card and pop it in for minimal charges.

Lakota said...

Thank you Rob sweetie. I'll throw down the plastic.

If i had me a big black dog id sic him on them to rip their putrid hearts out, i would, darlin-idjet.

Ozy-love, i ended up going to a different provider this afternoon who guaranteed that if i have ANY equipment malfunction they will fix it on the spot. Now i have to figure out how to work my new phone. And i gotta pay a penalty for discontinuing my old service because my "contract" wasn't up...on the friggin phone that doesn't work. But at least thoe fuckers won't get another red cent from me beyond that.

because of my work i rely heavily on my cellphone and being without it for even a day is a catatrophe Quickie. I also don't have a home phone anymore so my cell is it as far as communications device. Plus i have become addicted to texting. ooooh yeah. :P

I kicked them good Paul and showed them my ass. Mooned them and said "see this ass here? You have fucked it for the last time, asshats!"

yellowdoggranny said...

i don't have a cell phone..i figure i have enough grief in my life with my kinfolk, my job and my computer...why bring on more..life's too short to stuff a mushroom..

L.P. said...

heh... sorry... still snickering from the previous post's comment Jackie. I iz so gonna poke the hell outa you. ~clutching my stomach laughing~

Brian said...

I have a Nokia 6310i that is over 12 years old. It has good call quality, sends and receives txt msgs and the battery lasts about 8 days.
It is also unlocked so I'm not tied to any network provider. If I go traveling I can just buy a local pay-as-you go SIM instead of getting raped with roaming charges.
It's not a flash iPhone but it does the job and has been dropped more times than a boy band on their third album and still works.

Go with old tech.

Nit Wit said...

I got screwed by Celluliar One a few years ago. Couldn't even get a good enough signal to call from inside my old house. When I got sick they were the first bill to get dumped.
I've use Virgin Mobile for a few years. Pay as you go is fine for me as I don't use them much and you can get their base phone for $15.00.
I have their best one tough because I like something with a keyboard. I just buy top-up cards as needed though you can set up automatic payments. I never have signal problems now as I think they use everybody's cell towers.

ozymandiaz said...

Well, here is anote about "new" provisers. We just switched DSL to ATT cuss they cheaper than what we had. They Told us that we could maintane both sevices so if we didn't like theris we could return to the other. Soon as we signed up we lost our other service. Being we hadn't recieved our modem yet we were without internet. A rep told us "I don't know why someone here told you that". and then went on to promise us we would have our new modem the next day. ONE WEEK LATER when the modem arrived we called again and got the reply "I don't know why someone told you that..."
Geeze this shit is getting old.

L.P. said...

but Brian (wailing) i need my text messaging!!!! how are you sweets? missed you around here.

i haz GPS now Mr. Wit so hopefully i'm not ever out of communication...barring stoopid equipment malfunctions of course.

Ozy, one guess who's ass i just trashed? Yup. the big ATT. buttwipes. gggrrrrrrr.

blue said...

I had one of those melt downs...my Nextel sits somewhere at the bottom of a Texas Lake...arghhh...good luck with this next one!!

L.P. said...

I've decided to take the ridiculously expensive phone i bought in May and turn it into a work of art. I paid several hundred dollars for that piece of shit, the least i can do is recycle it and maybe get some sucker... i mean art lover... to pay ME several hundred dollars for it. at least they won't be expecting it to work. >_<