Dear Lakota and Moog

Yo - Moogi, ya wanna put in your two cents on this one again so i can add it? thanks. lurv, LP

Dear Lakota and Moog,
It's embarrassing to admit but I have these persistent fantasies about having sex in public places. I've never done anything like that but can't seem to stop thinking about it. I talked to my boyfriend about it and he thought I was crazy.
Sincerely,
Wanting to be Exposed

Dear Wanting Full Exposure,
Oh honey, there's nothing wrong with fantasies and there is nothing wrong with fulfilling fantasies! As long as you don't get caught. ~wink~
I have a very fond memory of having sex in the water at a beach in Clearwater. It was towards the end of the day and dusk was just beginning to fall. Families racing around on the sand as we stood in the deep water and he thrust in and out of me, my legs wrapped around his waist. The buoyancy of water can really work in your favor. The fear of being caught, of maybe being seen adds just a perfect flavor of danger to the sex play.

My advice - lose the loser boyfriend and find one whose interests are more in line with yours. Otherwise you're just going to tie yourself in knots with sexual frustration. Mmmm.... knots... ah well, that's a topic for another day.
Smooches -
Lakota

Dear Wanting,
What kind of public places? Are there any in Southern New Hampshire or Northern Massachusetts? What's your schedule look like this weekend?
Just asking. No reason.
Personally, I'm fairly disgusted at Lakota's admission of sex in the water at Clearwater Beach.
Basically, because I think I was also there that day and distinctly remember swallowing some water and thinking it was saltier than usual.
Then there was the whole thing about seeing a gooey white jellyfish floating by and I reached for it...but it wasn't a jellyfish floating there it was..OH GOD...I'm making myself sick thinking about it again.
So, unless you want to subject some strange guy to injesting or fondling your boyfriend's goo, do us all a favor and just tape it and put it on YouPorn. Not only do you get to put it out in public, but I get a new video to watch.
It's a win-win.
Also, your boyfriend thinks you're crazy because he has ass zits and does not want to be seen in public.
Make sure you hit his ass with some Clearasil before pressing "Record" - he'll thank you for it.
Moooooog