Dear Lakota and Moogi

To a handful of you this will be familiar since i'm pulling these letters from the Lakota Princess Diaries. But for most of you this will be new and hopefully entertaining. I've been thinking of sharing these letters with Moogi and getting his take on them because i love his responses in the Dear Moog/Bad Advice posts. Whatcha say Moogi, you game? (Yay - he said yes!)

Dear Lakota,
Some of the reading and discussions I've had with girlfriends has led me to believe that I might enhance my sex life by shaving my "private area." I asked my boyfriend what he thought about it and his response was less than enthusiastic. He told me he didn't care but thought maybe seeing shaved "privates" might be too much like doing a minor, which would be a huge turn off.

I really wanted to experience the heightened sensitivity during sex that my friends say occurs when you're bare down there. But I don't want to repulse my boyfriend either. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Too bare or not to bare
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Darling Wax On/Wax Off,
Some guys do prefer the au naturale decor of a fuzzy carpet to play on, though in my experience most get all glazy eyed at the sight of a naked puss. And baby, call a pussy a pussy - this "privates" and "down there" crap is sooooo victorian. It's your cunt, your vulva, your vajayjay, your cookie dammit - own it bitchlet!

My newest favoritest term that I've heard is cookie... ~waggling eyebrows~ which lends itself to all kinds of naughty, tasty thoughts. It is true that a waxed or shaved cookie will add sensitivity in skin to skin encounters. It's also true that it can mentally make a woman feel both deliciously naughty and sexy, which will also heighten the plundering of the bakery. There's also the advantage of no spitting out of hairs if he's going for dessert. Just saying. Since your BF sounds like he's uncertain, I'm assuming he hasn't played with an undecorated cookie before. You might consider a compromise which would entail shaving or waving the lower regions while leaving nicely trimmed cookie decorations on top. This will allow the sensations you're seeking and eliminate his potential "eww" objections. The downside to shaving is that it is a fucking pain in the ...well, cunt. And can result in ingrown hairs, itchy stubble, blah, blah, blah - you get the picture. If you can endure the excruciating pain that will make you want to yank out every hair on the attendant at a spa, waxing is better for longterm maintenance and smoothness. It hurts like a MF though.

Once you've displayed your prettified wares to your boyfriend, which I have no doubt whatsoever that he will enjoy, you can then consider offering up some nekkid cookie if you want to take it to the next step. Although you may find as many women do that a partial shave or wax is just what the baker ordered.
Good luck with heating up the kitchen!
~Smooches~
Lakota

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Dear Link from Mod Squad,

Your boyfriend is banging someone else.

If he's telling you that he actually enjoys your giant vaginal afro, then he's either a sick twisted f*ck with some weird Chewbacca fetish...or he's actually banging someone who's box he can actually get at without the aid of a machete.

Take a hedge trimmer to it.

If you think your boyfriend will bail, just leave a little "landing strip" there. Preferably, in the shape of the words, "Moog was here." (thanks in advance)

Not only will he love you MORE for it (unless he's got the whole 'Chewbacca' thing going), but you may also stave off a fatal choking incident as well.

You're welcome.

Moog